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ashkash

Happy New Year!!!!

Jan 01, 2006 15:40

Oh man, yesterday was fantastic. We drove up to Niagara Falls during the day and hit up some slot machines in the casino. Mark won a whopping $15, but it was all good, baby. We started talking to this crazy drunk cowboy/hick on our way out. It was the funniest shit ever!!! He was all like, "You can tell I'm not much of a gambler, but I love ( Read more... )

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katchus January 2 2006, 22:14:02 UTC

Sounds like you had a good night!

"I'll trade you this ball of bread for your falafel."
"Done! Mmm...it's so dense!"

I'm guessing one of those people was you....! =P

ashkash January 3 2006, 17:08:52 UTC

It was a good night.

What the...shut up! No! I WASN'T one of those people...though I don't blame you for thinking so.

Yay Polish!!!

katchus January 3 2006, 20:42:49 UTC

Hahahahha! I mean...love you!!

What crazy person would EVER trade a falafel away for a piece of bread? Or ANYTHING? MMmm..lets go get some falafels.

Hahah member that day we went to get falafels in Streetsville?? Oh I want one right now...

ashkash January 4 2006, 00:10:02 UTC

I DO remember that. God, I was so high I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I just remember thinking, "Oh god, why am I here and why am I so fascinated with the napkin dispenser. Why is there crusty stuff in this salad? It's good but...why the crusty stuff?" That weed was GOOOOOOOOOD!!! Yes? No?

katchus January 4 2006, 06:21:22 UTC

Hahah! Ooooh that was a fucking FUN day! Mmm...crusty salad. SO: here's the deal: let's go get falafels and crunchy salad.

(not much of a "deal" I'm aware...more of a proposition. I'm just drunk and craving a falafel!)

katchus January 4 2006, 06:27:29 UTC

*ahem*

I mean "crusty" not "crunchy".

ashkash January 4 2006, 23:04:58 UTC

Yay! I love eating when I'm drunk...or high...or sober...how am I not 300 pounds?

katchus January 5 2006, 01:23:45 UTC

You're....not 300 pounds??

Haha.

Love love!!!

ashkash January 6 2006, 22:12:26 UTC

Wha-FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!! I'm 295!

katchus January 7 2006, 15:59:17 UTC

Bahahaha fatty!!

=)

ashkash January 6 2006, 22:13:23 UTC

P.S. You smell like dick cheese.

katchus January 7 2006, 15:59:49 UTC

Well you smell like roses.

Dammit! I mean...something smelly.

Ass.

ashkash January 4 2006, 00:11:02 UTC

Oh, and it wasn't a piece of bread. It was a BALL of bread. Like Rob actually took the bread and used his sweaty hands to squish it into a tight little ball. Then, he took a bite out of it. THEN, he traded it with Mike for his falafel. EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

katchus January 4 2006, 06:28:50 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Mike is fucking hilarious. But in the same note, also an idiot! Who gives up a FALAFEL for a piece of crusty Rob bread?!

*shakes head*

Idiot.......

ashkash January 4 2006, 23:05:52 UTC

I know. I love it. He's ridiculous when he's intoxicated...and it doesn't take much, believe me! Hahahaha.

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