Drug deals and singing behind the wood shed.
Nice title, eh?
Okay, here's what happened.
Mom came home around 8 and suggested that I take Jake for a walk, cause she thinks he feels neglected cause he never gets to go. He's a dog! They don't care! But, I did anyways. I took the usual route. My house, to the Horton's, back to my house, up the hill past the Fitzpatrick's, and then back to my house. I talked Jolea on my cellphone while I walked and we talked about all kinds of random things. Anyways, on my way down the hill this black Pontiac pulled over a little bit past my mailbox and just sat there for awhile with his lights on and stuff, and I told Jolea and we thought it was kinda strange, and she thought it was a drug deal, or something, cause well, she's weird. But she knows these things. Anyways, my mom musta seen him out the window, cause when I was coming down past the Hemingway's, I saw her come walking up the driveway, but I wasnt sure it was her, and I told Jolea, and she's like "I told you, it's a drug deal." and I'm like "I think it's my mom..." and she's like "Like I said..." LoL.
Anyways, my mom was miffed. She was like "He could be a rapist!!!" and Im like "Well, he was between me and the house, what am I gonna do, walk up around the block 10 miles to avoid him? Think not." Besides, I had Jake with me. He'd protect me.
But anyways, I walked back up to the house with Mom, and Jolea was talking to her kitty, Misery, in a squeaky cutsie voice. I was ready to get off the phone, and I had to stay outside for my cell to work, so I walked around my yard like, at the beginning on my driveway by the hill and the garden, and like, stood behind the wood shed and watched the car through the trees. LoL. Eventually, some other cars came and we found out that his car broke down. Stupid dumbass sat there for half an hour. He should have just like, walked to one of the houses and gotten help. Dad coulda helped him. Retard. I was trying to listen to what the people were saying, but I couldn't hear them over all of the frogs. That made Jolea laugh.
We were being so silly. We were singing Grand Theft Autumn by Fall Out Boy like, really high pitched. And I sang the bug on the wall song for her, and she's like "Where did you learn that, summer camp??" and Im like "... Yea..." and we laughed really hard. And then, she was complaining cause she was waiting for a phone call, but he never called, and she's like "Why hasn't he called???" and Im like "Cause you're a loser." and she's like "I am a loser!!!" and when she said that, it thundered. and I was like "Ha! That's God's way of saying 'No shit.'" LoL.
Oh yea, and, Jolea is never gonna babysit my kids, when I have kids. She was making her sister and brother cuss, and then she wouldnt tuck them in and say prayers with them. She's so mean. LoL. I told her she's gonna be a bad mother. LoL.
Oh, and I was sitting on my green house in the garden, like, laying on it, and I fell off. Just like, tipped right off. It was great. LoL.
Yea, and then she "had to go" so I came inside and took a shower and sang REALLY loud. It was great.
Hehe.
Okay, here's what happened.
Mom came home around 8 and suggested that I take Jake for a walk, cause she thinks he feels neglected cause he never gets to go. He's a dog! They don't care! But, I did anyways. I took the usual route. My house, to the Horton's, back to my house, up the hill past the Fitzpatrick's, and then back to my house. I talked Jolea on my cellphone while I walked and we talked about all kinds of random things. Anyways, on my way down the hill this black Pontiac pulled over a little bit past my mailbox and just sat there for awhile with his lights on and stuff, and I told Jolea and we thought it was kinda strange, and she thought it was a drug deal, or something, cause well, she's weird. But she knows these things. Anyways, my mom musta seen him out the window, cause when I was coming down past the Hemingway's, I saw her come walking up the driveway, but I wasnt sure it was her, and I told Jolea, and she's like "I told you, it's a drug deal." and I'm like "I think it's my mom..." and she's like "Like I said..." LoL.
Anyways, my mom was miffed. She was like "He could be a rapist!!!" and Im like "Well, he was between me and the house, what am I gonna do, walk up around the block 10 miles to avoid him? Think not." Besides, I had Jake with me. He'd protect me.
But anyways, I walked back up to the house with Mom, and Jolea was talking to her kitty, Misery, in a squeaky cutsie voice. I was ready to get off the phone, and I had to stay outside for my cell to work, so I walked around my yard like, at the beginning on my driveway by the hill and the garden, and like, stood behind the wood shed and watched the car through the trees. LoL. Eventually, some other cars came and we found out that his car broke down. Stupid dumbass sat there for half an hour. He should have just like, walked to one of the houses and gotten help. Dad coulda helped him. Retard. I was trying to listen to what the people were saying, but I couldn't hear them over all of the frogs. That made Jolea laugh.
We were being so silly. We were singing Grand Theft Autumn by Fall Out Boy like, really high pitched. And I sang the bug on the wall song for her, and she's like "Where did you learn that, summer camp??" and Im like "... Yea..." and we laughed really hard. And then, she was complaining cause she was waiting for a phone call, but he never called, and she's like "Why hasn't he called???" and Im like "Cause you're a loser." and she's like "I am a loser!!!" and when she said that, it thundered. and I was like "Ha! That's God's way of saying 'No shit.'" LoL.
Oh yea, and, Jolea is never gonna babysit my kids, when I have kids. She was making her sister and brother cuss, and then she wouldnt tuck them in and say prayers with them. She's so mean. LoL. I told her she's gonna be a bad mother. LoL.
Oh, and I was sitting on my green house in the garden, like, laying on it, and I fell off. Just like, tipped right off. It was great. LoL.
Yea, and then she "had to go" so I came inside and took a shower and sang REALLY loud. It was great.
Hehe.