Ok listen to how fucked up this is…
...I’m driving home from a 16 hour shift at work. I stop into a Stewart’s shop for a soda and a pack of cigarettes, and then continue on my way home. A block from the Stewart’s there’s a cop…ok no big deal - I’m tired, its getting late, and there’s a half a foot of snow on the road so needless to say I’m not going fast at all. I cleaned my car and made sure all my lights are cleared of any snow. He pulls out of the parking lot and follows me another block then sure enough I see lights. I signal and pull over. I put the seat belt under my arm to reach in the glove box to get my registration. He comes up to my window and asked for my license and registration. I say “may I ask why you’ve pulled me over?” He replies with “yeah, give me your license and registration” OK DICK HERE IT IS NOW TELL ME WHY I’M SITTING HERE DAMN IT! He says you don’t have a seat belt on, I say “excuse me, I ABSOLUTLY do.” “You do!?” he says in question. “Yes sir I definitely do!” I say with a bit of an attitude because its crap that because I’m young I’m targeted, I’m tired and I just want to get home. “Is it under your arm?” “Yes it is, I…” he cuts me off “you can still get a ticket for putting it under your arm it’s just as though you aren’t wearing it.” NO SHIT DICK…MAYBE IF YOU HADN’T PULLED ME OVER FOR NO REASON IT WOULD STILL BE ON CORRECTLY! “I’ll be right with you” and he walks away. My heart starts pounding because I’m worried about getting a ticket, and I don’t know how to prove that this guy was such a dick to me. I’m terrified he’s going to come up with something else on top of it because he obviously seams out to get me. Oh and my car insurance payment is 3 days over due because I was waiting for my checks to get in (I ran out and had to order more and forgot to do it before I used my last one). I’ve also been working like crazy and it half way slipped my mind so I was nervous that it might come up on something if he looks for it. Luckily it didn’t he came back to my car and said “Ashley you must wear your seat belt the proper way.” “Sir, I was It got moved so that I could reach my glove box, If your going to give me a citation please hurry I’m late to get home I’ve worked sixteen hours and I’m expecting a call from my Aunt in North Carolina at 10. She’s helping me look into which law schools I should considered. She’s a lawyer.” OK, A LITTLE STRECH OF THE TRUTH…MY AUNT DOES LIVE IN NC. SHE IS A LAWYER. SHE WAS CALLING ME AT 10….BUT WE ALL KNOW I’M NOT GOING TO LAW SCHOOL. “Miss, I’m sorry I see, look I’m going to give you a warning, just make sure you’re wearing your seatbelt properly from now on!” RIGHT DICK, BUT PLEASE IGNORE THAT FOR A MINUTE WHILE YOU’RE SHAKING IN YOUR PANTS AT THE THOUGHT OF HOW BAD YOU FUCKED UP AND HOW YOU TRULY HAD NO DAMN REASON TO PULL ME OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE!
It snowed a lot today and I really want to go skiing I was thinking maybe Rach, and Bethie you might want to go next Saturday, we can just go to West Mountain in Glen’s Falls…It’s close by and relatively cheep! Then we’ll go to Sneaky Pete’s Saturday night. I’m thinking of going back to school Sunday so that I can get resettled in, and not go to work if they try to call me in for a few days just to get a little bit of a break before classes start again. Let me know as soon as you two return home! I miss you guys!
It snowed a lot today and I really want to go skiing I was thinking maybe Rach, and Bethie you might want to go next Saturday, we can just go to West Mountain in Glen’s Falls…It’s close by and relatively cheep! Then we’ll go to Sneaky Pete’s Saturday night. I’m thinking of going back to school Sunday so that I can get resettled in, and not go to work if they try to call me in for a few days just to get a little bit of a break before classes start again. Let me know as soon as you two return home! I miss you guys!