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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Work is my life these last two weeks and I can't even tell you how excited I am to go back to weekends only. WOO. Fuck you, spring break!
I finished Tori Spelling's book Stori Telling that I got for Christmas. It was marvelous. I just think she's so fabulous and I love her marriage with Dean and their show is the best reality show ever. I would like to thank them forever and the great Liam Neeson for introducing the best name ever (Liam) into my life and making me consider it for my future son (BUT LET'S BE SERIOUS I WILL BE A STAUBER AND THUS WILL ONLY PRODUCE DAUGHTERS). Anyway, the chapter(s) that she described her love and falling in love with Dean just warmed my heart and made me want to kiss Mike. WOO.
I MEAN THESE TWO SPIT OUT GEMS LIKE THIS:
Dean: Why are scones and coffee so good?
Tori: Because carbs are the enemy, your body craves them.
Dean: So, is your vagina made out of carbohydrates?
Tori: Why?
Dean: Because I crave it all the time.
<3
AAAAAAAANYWAY. I have so much homework shit to do that I just don't even know HOW I'm going to gather the strength to do it. I just need to breathe and remember that school will be easier after tomorrow when work turns back into weekends only. Blaaaaah.
Mike finds out if he gets into Teach for America in about 8 days. AHHHHH!!! Cross your fingers because I can't deal with the heartache if he doesn't get it.
Work is my life these last two weeks and I can't even tell you how excited I am to go back to weekends only. WOO. Fuck you, spring break!
I finished Tori Spelling's book Stori Telling that I got for Christmas. It was marvelous. I just think she's so fabulous and I love her marriage with Dean and their show is the best reality show ever. I would like to thank them forever and the great Liam Neeson for introducing the best name ever (Liam) into my life and making me consider it for my future son (BUT LET'S BE SERIOUS I WILL BE A STAUBER AND THUS WILL ONLY PRODUCE DAUGHTERS). Anyway, the chapter(s) that she described her love and falling in love with Dean just warmed my heart and made me want to kiss Mike. WOO.
I MEAN THESE TWO SPIT OUT GEMS LIKE THIS:
Dean: Why are scones and coffee so good?
Tori: Because carbs are the enemy, your body craves them.
Dean: So, is your vagina made out of carbohydrates?
Tori: Why?
Dean: Because I crave it all the time.
<3
AAAAAAAANYWAY. I have so much homework shit to do that I just don't even know HOW I'm going to gather the strength to do it. I just need to breathe and remember that school will be easier after tomorrow when work turns back into weekends only. Blaaaaah.
Mike finds out if he gets into Teach for America in about 8 days. AHHHHH!!! Cross your fingers because I can't deal with the heartache if he doesn't get it.