how we make fun of emo's

[ashirabe]

ashi:
I just wanna take this time to say that I think you look stunningly gorgeous in your new default picture, and I mean that with every fiber of my being (AND ALSO WITH THIS WITHERING BLACK HOLE WHERE MY FROZEN, HARDENED HEART USED TO BE) and all the other things that entail truth, sincerity, etc. (:

hannah:
daklfjhaskjehlkasef

I wish I were a boy that played football and tripped on tables so we could date.

BUT THE WORLD IS JUST AGAINST ME.
I LIE TO MY DIARY EVERY NIGHT WHEN I SAY THAT I'M HAPPY.
CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD. YOU MAKE MY BLACK ROSES OF SORROW WILT IN DESPAIR AND ANGUISH.

ashi:
that's probably the sweetest thing anyone's ever wished for me.

TOO BAD I CAN'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING OF BEAUTY, FOR MY DAYS OF SENSUALITY AND LOVE WERE LONG AGO, NOW FOREVER TRAPPED WITHIN THE DARK CONFINES OF MY HATE-FILLED, FESTERING SOUL. THE ONLY SOLACE I HAVE IS THE FACT THAT MY EYES CAN CHANGE COLOR WITH MY MOOD SO IT'S EASY TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I HATE THEM WITH A BURNING RIVER OF BLOODY-BLACK PASSION.

hannah:
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT I CANNOT SAY ANYTHING FUNNIER THAN THAT