Can you memorize the scenes? They'll be different next week.
1. Today I learned that I fit into youth 10-12 shirts. That's a medium, kids. (That past sentence was a bit of a pun) And I love this shirt. I am wearing it even as I initiate this communication with you via electronic means!
2. I've had a migraine nearly every day this week. I'm told that I have a high pain tolerance, but regardless, this is dumb.
3. I found this sweet shirt that I plan on getting for Danny. It's navy blue and it says HIGH SCHOOL like those shirts that say COLLEGE... get it? You'd be laughing harder if you saw it, I'm sure. It's one of those things that's so unbelievably bad that it's good, like Phil Collins. Because apparently Danny's a big high schooler now. And it's $9.99
4. I heard Tom Waits at work the other day! I was ecstatic, I had no idea anyone played Tom Waits in public!
5. "This is horrible! We don't match at all! I sent you a Facebook message and everything and you never wrote back to tell me what colors to wear!" It's like a person can't just be a person anymore!
6. Today we picked my dad up from the airport with a huge 4' x 3' sign that read WILLIAM LAWRENCE RATTNER in block letters. He claims that you know that the sign's going to be good when you hear police officers talking about it before you actually see it. On the way home, I recalled my passionate hate for the song "How To Save A Life".
7. Ah, the number of completion. I'm very tired, and after a nap, two aspirin, and two Aleve, my head still feels morbid death. And I work in the morning. Oh, life, how you tucker me out.
2. I've had a migraine nearly every day this week. I'm told that I have a high pain tolerance, but regardless, this is dumb.
3. I found this sweet shirt that I plan on getting for Danny. It's navy blue and it says HIGH SCHOOL like those shirts that say COLLEGE... get it? You'd be laughing harder if you saw it, I'm sure. It's one of those things that's so unbelievably bad that it's good, like Phil Collins. Because apparently Danny's a big high schooler now. And it's $9.99
4. I heard Tom Waits at work the other day! I was ecstatic, I had no idea anyone played Tom Waits in public!
5. "This is horrible! We don't match at all! I sent you a Facebook message and everything and you never wrote back to tell me what colors to wear!" It's like a person can't just be a person anymore!
6. Today we picked my dad up from the airport with a huge 4' x 3' sign that read WILLIAM LAWRENCE RATTNER in block letters. He claims that you know that the sign's going to be good when you hear police officers talking about it before you actually see it. On the way home, I recalled my passionate hate for the song "How To Save A Life".
7. Ah, the number of completion. I'm very tired, and after a nap, two aspirin, and two Aleve, my head still feels morbid death. And I work in the morning. Oh, life, how you tucker me out.