Good times, bad times, you know I had my share...

[ashestotheblind]

According to my latest physical, I've grown two inches. TWO. INCHES.

What the fuck, man.

I asked if this meant they could take out my implant disks, but apparently they've been in so long now that it'd play havoc with my spinal cord. They are working on some new ones to replace these ones with, though, which is good. They're started to slip,

Comments

[themindwalker]

Gimme.

[ashestotheblind]

Make it worth my while~?

[themindwalker]

I can't afford more steak!

[ashestotheblind]

Then I guess you're shit out of luck, huh?

[themindwalker]

How about a cookie?

[ashestotheblind]

Nope.

[themindwalker]

A massage!!

[ashestotheblind]

....hmmm.

A massage AND...?

[themindwalker]

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[ashestotheblind]

I want steeeeeeeeeaaaaaakkkkk ;_;

[themindwalker]

I have no moneyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[ashestotheblind]

Then you get no showerrrrrrrrrr~

[themindwalker]

I'll make out with you.

[ashestotheblind]

You're assuming I want to make out with you.

[themindwalker]

Fine, I GIVE UP.

[ashestotheblind]

There, there. You'll get a shower one day.

Try bribing your friend Kankurou? He's got shower access, right?