Prompt from Quixim on tumblr - Maester Qyburn's Sing-a-long Blog
So tempted to just rewrite Freeze Ray, but not having a lot of
success on the lyrics front right now (If anyone felt like they wanted
to continue this though, I would be gleeful and supportive. Just
sayin’). 1st person, RP style since it seemed appropriate.
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So this guy in Flea Bottom sold me this device. He says it’s like a
raven, but to everyone all at once. I don’t know. Still… got to be worth
a try. *coughs*MWAHAHA! Hahaha… No. I don’t think… I mean, the sound in
here is kind of… lacking. I think the basement has a better acoustic
quality for the laughing. It’s not enough just to be on the Small
Council. You think that’s where shit goes down? I need to get into Queen
Cersei’s inner circle. You don’t just knock on the gates of the Red
Keep and get ushered into her confidences, you know. You have to… work
at it. *blinks*
Ravens! GoldenRose writes “Heard you used to be a
Maester. I need some moon tea. Not for me. Just asking for a friend.”
Uh-huh. A friend. And for your information, the Citadel just couldn’t
handle my brand of no-holds barred, go-getting… er, necromancy. I mean,
just because it’s black doesn’t mean… *blink* But if R’hllor does it,
everyone’s ok with it, just…Nevermind.
*sighs*
And here we
have one from our good friend, Johnny Snow. How’s life at the Wall,
Jon? Still cold? Let’s see… ‘I’m waiting on the Wall for you, dark
Maester. I’ve seen what happens when the dead rise. Longclaw has your
name all over it. I am your nemesis.’ Look, Jon, you’re not my nemesis.
That doesn’t even make sense. And what are you going to do from the
Wall, anyway? Wave Longclaw at me? Son, I’ve heard stories about your
weapon and it is not that big. My nemesis would be another maester,
think it through. Oh sure, there’s the little fat boy, but I think I’ll
be just fine.
Anyway. So. The Queen was not impressed with my
last project. I need something big… Something that will impress her and
just, I don’t know, make her see me. Something of such stature that she
can’t help but just fall into my arms and… Oh, I guess I should fix
Gregor up too… There’s a thought.