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[ashesandpearls]

[Toushirou and Momo were conspiring together, she was sure of it. This whole awkward 'I accidentally murdered you' and 'I have no idea what you're not-talking about thing but why aren't you talking to me' vibe that the two of them had going on was a plot to make her feel old.

She was not old! Of course, by mortal standards she was ancient, but

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[donaldtrumpcard]

[So now that Shino had his clothes and everything, he decided to go out EXPLORING! And then he comes across a large breasted women sleeping on a roof. Wow, really? What the hell kinda place is this?

I bet his silent staring is gonna cause her to instantly awaken right?]

[ashesandpearls]

[Nope, try again! After all, large-breasted women have to get used to people staring. And it's not as if there's any hostile intent in that stare, and the sun is so nice and waaarm...]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Well it's about to become your worst enemy.

Just him turning his head slightly causes the sun to reflect off his sun goggles which sends a beam of the sun light right at your closed eye. It's not intentional of course, but TASTE THE POWA OF THE SUN BEEYOTCH.]

[ashesandpearls]

[In her sleep, Matsumoto wrinkles her nose in distaste. Why is it suddenly so much brighter? She turns on her side to get away from the glare, now precariously close to the edge.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Mental sigh. He should probably help her out before she hurts herself. He walks over a little closer before speaking.]

It is wise not to sleep so close to the edge. Why? Because you could fall off.

[ashesandpearls]

[Well, that does it. Matsumoto jerks awake, and the motion carries her right off the ledge.

What a crappy way to wake up.

When he looks to see what happened, though, he'll see her standing in mid-air, a very disgruntled look on her face.] Maaaa.

[donaldtrumpcard]

Oh, so you can levitate.

[It might have shocked him... a bit. But it doesn't seem like it did because there wasn't much physical reaction to it.]

[ashesandpearls]

[An agitated hair flip as she zeroes in on what she assumes is the person who woke her and therefore the source of her fall.] Oi! What's the big idea, waking innocent people up from their naps in the middle of the afternoon! Good thing for you I can levitate, or else then where would I be? Weren't thinking about that were you, Mr. 'I Wear a Hoodie and Sunglasses in Summer.'

[donaldtrumpcard]

If that were the case, I simply would have caught you.

[With bugs, but he would've still caught you nonetheless.]

[ashesandpearls]

[She doesn't even blink.] Which you wouldn't have had to do if I was still sleeping!

Maaah, I'm never going to fall back asleep now. You've ruined a perfectly good catnap.

[donaldtrumpcard]

Atleast it is a lesson learned. About sleeping so close to the edge...

[ashesandpearls]

Yes. [Huff] People will see you there and try to wake you up.

[Glower. Pout. Sulk.]

[donaldtrumpcard]

As long as you do not sleep on the edge, your naps will not be interrupted.

[Gives a friendly-ish nod and just... starts to walk off. 'Cause that's how awesome he is!]

[ashesandpearls]

And now you're just going to walk away? Che - what kind of manners are those? You should at least give your name.

[donaldtrumpcard]

[Well excuuuuse me, Princess. He stops and turns around to face her once more.]

My name... is Shino Aburame.

[ashesandpearls]

[Well, all right, Mister Dramatic Pause.]

Matsumoto Rangiku [complete with the very slightest of head tilts.]. There, was that so hard? You just got here, ne?