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another week. i feel like shit.
i saw this lady on the news the other day and this guy broke into her house and tied her up. he was probably going to hurt her or something but she told him about jesus and read him a few passages from the bible and he was born again as a christian and turned himself in. before he went to jail, he thanked her for showing him the light and they become brother and sister in christ.he went to jail(saved) and she got to brag about it on the news, so everyone went home happy. the moral of this story? christ= the new mace. feel free to thank me in advance for maybe helping save your life by typing this so you'll know what to do next time your attacked. who said being X-tain didn't have advantages? oh yeah, second moral- i really hope no one breaks into my house anytime soon. "wait mr.robber/murderer/rapist i have something that may change your mind about killing me." **looks around franticly.runs to get 'Oh, the places you'll go' by dr. seuss.**good plan** "IT RHYMES!" **is shot**
i'd type more but my contact lenses are currently burning a holes through my eyes. so i'm going to go.
i saw this lady on the news the other day and this guy broke into her house and tied her up. he was probably going to hurt her or something but she told him about jesus and read him a few passages from the bible and he was born again as a christian and turned himself in. before he went to jail, he thanked her for showing him the light and they become brother and sister in christ.he went to jail(saved) and she got to brag about it on the news, so everyone went home happy. the moral of this story? christ= the new mace. feel free to thank me in advance for maybe helping save your life by typing this so you'll know what to do next time your attacked. who said being X-tain didn't have advantages? oh yeah, second moral- i really hope no one breaks into my house anytime soon. "wait mr.robber/murderer/rapist i have something that may change your mind about killing me." **looks around franticly.runs to get 'Oh, the places you'll go' by dr. seuss.**good plan** "IT RHYMES!" **is shot**
i'd type more but my contact lenses are currently burning a holes through my eyes. so i'm going to go.