Hercules
Hercule is
sleeping. He wakes up every so often to look up at me and
half-heartedly wag his tale. He's a crazy little dog. He barks
constantly. If he sees a car it will prompt five minutes of barking. Or
if he hears the front door open. He's the best dog. Better than all
your crappy substandard dogs. Cats suck ass. They shit in funny little
boxes plus they look like they want to kill you. Dogs lick you and are
always happy to see ya. The next year looks promising. I will begin to
build my empire. Soon enough all of you will be my slaves.
Late S
Late S