Mail time!
I normally make a point to ignore any mail our house gets unless it is addressed personally. But today, we got a catalog, and it's awesome. I'm going to steal something from it now, and read it to you all.
Gather 'round children.
Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens- and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I probably deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you!
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?
Why didn't I think to explain it that way?
- Asher
Gather 'round children.
Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens- and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I probably deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you!
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?
Why didn't I think to explain it that way?
- Asher