- If the chance to make a pop-culture reference comes along it's a 100% money-back guarantee that I will grab it by the nipples and twist it into a joke.
- If you like to read serious/coherent/well thought out/grammatically correct journal entries... this really isn't the place for you.
- My 2011 New Year's resolution is to be weirder.
- I loooove me some music. I don't care what genre or what country, I'll like it if I like it.
- Hobbies include: reading (books/webcomics/manga/fic), knitting, drawing, watching movies, making icons, listening to music, making jokes, singing & dancing, collecting gifs.
- No.
- I don't want no scrub.
- A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
- Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me.
Beyond that... uh. I'm 21 years old and I live in Oregon, USA. I work at Macy's and it's slowly but surely affecting my closet sob. A lot of people tell me I'm funny and majority rules, yeah? So I'm pretty hilarious. I believe in equality for all human beings regardless of gender, sexuality, or sexual orientation. I have the inattentive kind of ADHD, so stuff from me might seem all over the place (ex. this intro post). I have a an ongoing love/hate relationship with knitting. I don't drink, smoke, party, or any of that stuff. I don't judge people who do, though. I'd rather chat over cocoa than go to a movie with my friends. SEEING A MOVIE IS NOT A BONDING EXPERIENCE, OKAY. Also, 3D movies are pointless. I try to be understanding and see things from all points of view, but there are just some things I do not understand. People who spit need a swift kick up the ass.
/end awkward intro post