I just luuuuuurve people in my neighborhood...
This came in my mail box today, this is the second identical one we've gotten from this "special" friendly happenin dude from our block...
Householder
Observation
The shurbby trees alongside your fromt yard fence is appearing increasingly encroaching on the Pedestrian walk thus endangering the Free walk free by the walkers.
Hence' I shall thank you to have the excess grown pruned at your very earliest.
THANK YOU
1st July 2011
Hmmm... well thank you free walk free'ers, I shall take that under advisement... I would also thank you to mind you fucking business and if its so bloody anoying then please observe that ours is the ONLY properly manicured hedge on our block, and I can't afford the $200 per month it would take to get it done professionally, hence, if you would kindly forward the funds to do so into my mailbox I will happily help you to FREE WALK FUCKING FREE!!!
Regards,
Someone who can barely walk around the block anyway so therefore thinks you should tend to your own life and leave me to mine.
FREE WALK FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Householder
Observation
The shurbby trees alongside your fromt yard fence is appearing increasingly encroaching on the Pedestrian walk thus endangering the Free walk free by the walkers.
Hence' I shall thank you to have the excess grown pruned at your very earliest.
THANK YOU
1st July 2011
Hmmm... well thank you free walk free'ers, I shall take that under advisement... I would also thank you to mind you fucking business and if its so bloody anoying then please observe that ours is the ONLY properly manicured hedge on our block, and I can't afford the $200 per month it would take to get it done professionally, hence, if you would kindly forward the funds to do so into my mailbox I will happily help you to FREE WALK FUCKING FREE!!!
Regards,
Someone who can barely walk around the block anyway so therefore thinks you should tend to your own life and leave me to mine.
FREE WALK FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!