shit list post. This month's installment iiiissss:
*drum roll*
greaseball marios high on dadies credit card fumes!!!!!
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Arrogant asshole marios with more money in one week on dady's credit card than I'll see in a year, driving cars they don't deserve like the retarded morons that they are FORCING ME OF THE FUCKING ROAD AGAIN!!!
For gods sake, I was already SPEEDING!!! I wasn't going slow, I was 5 over the fucking limit in a 60 zone in a narrow assed street with cars parked up both sides and barely room for two cars to pass each other in the middle. Just cause I choose to momentarily slow to 60 to let some poor granny in a volvo older than Methuselah get by me from the opposite direction, this tosser decides I'm cramping his oh so greasy style and decides to pass me, pushing me off the road and dangerously close to the cars parked on the side. This is idiotic for many reasons not the least of which is that he was turning left and I was clearly indicating right, meaning that he had to cut me off not once but TWICE on this narrow assed road from hell to be able to make his obviously important and speedy turn at a fast enough pace to produce a suitably noisy and smoky turn, thereby earning the "shexy looksh from awl tha gorguss chickee baybsh" that were surely going to fall about the place from no where at this stunning display of penile prowess on wheels.
*takes deep breath*
stupid moronic bad bling wearing greasy cock smoking ass monkey. I sorely hope he gets intimately aquainted with a lamp post when his luck runs out instead of some other poor sap that he was too gloriously "manly" to be patient with on the road.
Meh, he'd probably just run toddlers over with his hotted up wheelchair *mutter fucking mutter*
greaseball marios high on dadies credit card fumes!!!!!
X-posted to
_fucktards_
Arrogant asshole marios with more money in one week on dady's credit card than I'll see in a year, driving cars they don't deserve like the retarded morons that they are FORCING ME OF THE FUCKING ROAD AGAIN!!!
For gods sake, I was already SPEEDING!!! I wasn't going slow, I was 5 over the fucking limit in a 60 zone in a narrow assed street with cars parked up both sides and barely room for two cars to pass each other in the middle. Just cause I choose to momentarily slow to 60 to let some poor granny in a volvo older than Methuselah get by me from the opposite direction, this tosser decides I'm cramping his oh so greasy style and decides to pass me, pushing me off the road and dangerously close to the cars parked on the side. This is idiotic for many reasons not the least of which is that he was turning left and I was clearly indicating right, meaning that he had to cut me off not once but TWICE on this narrow assed road from hell to be able to make his obviously important and speedy turn at a fast enough pace to produce a suitably noisy and smoky turn, thereby earning the "shexy looksh from awl tha gorguss chickee baybsh" that were surely going to fall about the place from no where at this stunning display of penile prowess on wheels.
*takes deep breath*
stupid moronic bad bling wearing greasy cock smoking ass monkey. I sorely hope he gets intimately aquainted with a lamp post when his luck runs out instead of some other poor sap that he was too gloriously "manly" to be patient with on the road.
Meh, he'd probably just run toddlers over with his hotted up wheelchair *mutter fucking mutter*