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[ashenice]

I need a vacation. A very long vacation.

For the time being, I shall be locked in my office with a bottle of cognac. And it is very likely that I will not emerge for a considerable length of time.

I am also in possession of my shotgun. Consider yourselves warned, should any of you have the brilliant idea to bother me.

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[shadowedglass]

Continue down that path and you shall become as useless as my brother.

[ashenice]

Wonderful. Yet another intruder upon my life with the assumption that I care for advice.

[shadowedglass]

I offer warning, not advice. Advice is for the weak-minded who seek accomplices to their idiotic ideas.

[ashenice]

Your opinion people seems as optimistic as mine.

[shadowedglass]

I have not had much cause to think very highly of them.

I am Raistlin Majere.

[ashenice]

Rufus Shinra.

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What is it you want? Forgive my lack of diplomancy, but I have had a trying day and do not feel up to the task of feigning politeness.

[shadowedglass]

Unless you possess the source of magic, Rufus Shinra, you have nothing that I desire.

Yet perhaps there is something that I can offer you.

[ashenice]

Unless you have a portal to Gaia hidden in those robes, I doubt there is anything you could possibly do to help me, Mister Majere.

[shadowedglass]

You possess an eye, and yet you are as blind as if that one had been taken from you as well.

[ashenice]

You pretend to know me, Mister Majere.

[shadowedglass]

I pretend nothing. There are myriad worlds, Rufus Shinra, and time's flow is as twisted as the wildest of rivers.

Allow yourself the opportunity to take a chance. There are many wonderous sights I can show you.

[ashenice]

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Very well. I shall meet you at the fountain in the center of the city.