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[ashenice]

As if life did not delight in heaping enough embarassment upon me

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[littleblackcait]

... I do want pictures of this, since I missed out on the 'bag' incident. Have fun, Rufus!

[ashenice]

... You can say this only because you are not being forced to attend this disaster.

[littleblackcait]

Oh come on. Relax and enjoy yourself for once. Mingle. Be a kid again! It can't be as bad as the corporate parties.

[ashenice]

There will be drinking, which means to excess, and that will give rise to dancing. It will be EXACTLY like the corporate parties. Scarlet is going.

[littleblackcait]

Except for one small point- you don't have to be the stuffy little president of Shinra at this one. Trust me, that alone will make a world of difference.

.... I'm so very tempted to push her out a window. I mean, it's not like they can kill me twice. Well, no, they could. Still... it's quite the tempting prospect.

[ashenice]

Should I be the drunken floozy, then?

Hmm... You have given me an idea. Perhaps I can withstand her advances long enough to 'accidentally' slip and push her from the balcony.

[littleblackcait]

Idiot. No, you should be Rufus, the young man who's going to go out and rediscover the joys of being Joe Everyman. Getting a bit tipsy wouldn't hurt, though.

Ahhh, that would be so very tragic. Do think of me in spirit when you giver her the push. It's something I'd thought about doing at parties for years.

[ashenice]

I never met this Everyman fellow. What is he like?

I shall have to wash my mouth out with a gallon of antiseptic, but it will be for the common good, after all. I shall just keep reminding myself of that when she starts employing the wandering hands.