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[ashenice]

For many years, I believed very strongly in dealing with my problems on my own. I could never quite manage to understand the purpose behind foisting them off on some other poor unfortunate whose only crime was being in the wrong place at the time of my acquiring said difficulty. Then I lost the naiveté of childhood and became an adult

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[miss_murray]

I must say, Sir, that such advertising posses a dubious nature in despite of how wonderfully crafted it is.

[doctortwoface]

Nonsense, Miss Murray. I will take her off this gentleman's hands.

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[miss_murray]

[miss_murray]

Mmm. I understand my company isn't to live up your standards, Edward.

[doctortwoface]

That is not what I meant, Miss Murray. I want to rape and behead her. Sometimes a gentleman has . . . urges. . that should not be visited on a lady like yourself.

[miss_murray]

Edward.

[ashenice]

Would begging and pleading be more effective? Because while it is not something to which I am overly familiar, I would not hesitate to employ such a method if I knew it would be successful.