(Untitled)

[ashenice]

They've got the nicest skirts sarongs here. And thanks to my wodnerful friend Zack, I've got a one with parrots on it. BLUE parrots. He said they match my eyes. ...my eyes look like parrots?Some nice island person braided shells into my hair. And gave me a lovely sea animal tooth earring

Comments

[norookie]

Ah, sir? Forgive me if I'm being rude, but you really shouldn't be out in the sun so much. If you're turning red, that's bad. And so is wearing a skirt, sir.

[ashenice]

Elena! You should come to Costa del Sol too. They've got flowers here. You like flowers, right? And these wonderful drinks. I'll order one for you! You are coming, aren't you?

[norookie]

Yes, sir. I do like flowers, sir. Tseng and I are coming to get you. And sir, it wouldn't hurt to cut back on the drinks. If I may say so, sir, I think you've had enough.

[ashenice]

nO, definny defanit dif NOT true. I've been drinking cognac for YEARS, Elena. 50 fruity drinks isn't going to make me drunk.

[norookie]

I would like to go on the record as trying to help you, sir. For when you're sober, sir. Because you apparently have gotten your ear pierced, you are wearing a skirt, and you've stopped being able to spell properly. This points to be drunk, sir. VERY drunk.

[darkenedleader]

You have had enough, Sir. I can assure you of it.

We're here. And you are coming back to Edge.

[ashenice]

Tseng? You're here? Wait until you see the city I've built of paper umbrellas.

[darkenedleader]

. . . .

[ashenice]

You know I love you, but honestly Tseng, it's okay to have fun.

[darkenedleader]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

.. you're drunk. That hardly accounts as having fun.

[Tseng just fainted a million times. X3]

[ashenice]

It's actualyl quite fun. Well, okay, the part where i cant stand up propl porp right isn't so fun. And you wouldn't believ how dififcult it was gettin'g that cabanana boy's hands off of me. World needs to stop going all wonky. But other than THAT, its fun.

[zaxissupersexy]

I clobbered the guy! :D No one puts their hands on the prez!

[ashenice]

I know. :(

[zaxissupersexy]

Hehe ;) cept me and your friends of course! Man I gotta get some aloe vera gel on you! The red makes ya look flush an cute but I bet it's gonna hurt later.. You don't get much sun, huh? :(

[ashenice]

Okay then! :) I'm cute? No, too much time in the office. Can't go outside, might get shot.

[zaxissupersexy]

Course you are! Especially when you smile like this.. Ya know your subordinates are likely to warm up to you with an image like this! The people of Edge too!

Hmm shot huh? Well you could definitely call me a human shield for that sorta thing! Hahaha.. They shoulda hired me to guard you instead of some smelly reactor >>;;