(no subject)
Though it causes me to despair for the disturbing lack of mental acuity some of you exhibit, I feel that I must remind you that Reeve has been through a particularly trying ordeal of late. Expressions of anger and frustration will only be detrimental to an expedient recovery.
Do try not to live down to my admittedly low expectations of your collective intelligence.
I do, however, realize the inherent problem in possessing hope of a lofty nature. Therefore, I shall explain my meaning in the simplest manner possible.
Leave Reeve alone.
Should the addition of a second syllable in my short phrase confuse you, I will be more than happy to refer you to the ingenious device known to persons of mediocre intellect as a dictionary. While it may initially prove to be too taxing for your faculties, my unrealistic belief in the power of the human mind insists that after enough struggle, you will be able to comprehend it.
Do try not to live down to my admittedly low expectations of your collective intelligence.
I do, however, realize the inherent problem in possessing hope of a lofty nature. Therefore, I shall explain my meaning in the simplest manner possible.
Leave Reeve alone.
Should the addition of a second syllable in my short phrase confuse you, I will be more than happy to refer you to the ingenious device known to persons of mediocre intellect as a dictionary. While it may initially prove to be too taxing for your faculties, my unrealistic belief in the power of the human mind insists that after enough struggle, you will be able to comprehend it.