*crosses eyes* It's too early in the morning for this sort of thing...
Alright, raise your hand if you've been under a rock for the past..12 or so years and have never seen "Clerks".
If you raised your hand, go see it then return to this blog.
For the rest....
You know the scene with the guidance counselor sitting on the floor looking for the perfect dozen of eggs? I've seen someone do that by the way. He came into Campco about once every few weeks. Never broke anything, though.
Sorry, random tangeant. But anyway, I had a customer like that this morning at work with...wait for it...propane tanks.
He brought back the tank he bought last night because the propane was sloshing around in it, and he wanted a different tank. As the tank was full, I went ahead with it, and we went outside.
For each tank I handed him, he would take it from me and put it to his ear. Then, he'd put it down on the concrete, and pluck it before again putting his ear to it. We went through all the full tanks in two cages before he found one that passed his bizarre "listening for the ocean" inspection. It was something like 15 tanks he rejected.
People are nuts.
If you raised your hand, go see it then return to this blog.
For the rest....
You know the scene with the guidance counselor sitting on the floor looking for the perfect dozen of eggs? I've seen someone do that by the way. He came into Campco about once every few weeks. Never broke anything, though.
Sorry, random tangeant. But anyway, I had a customer like that this morning at work with...wait for it...propane tanks.
He brought back the tank he bought last night because the propane was sloshing around in it, and he wanted a different tank. As the tank was full, I went ahead with it, and we went outside.
For each tank I handed him, he would take it from me and put it to his ear. Then, he'd put it down on the concrete, and pluck it before again putting his ear to it. We went through all the full tanks in two cages before he found one that passed his bizarre "listening for the ocean" inspection. It was something like 15 tanks he rejected.
People are nuts.