Ready for College

[ashened]

My mom bought me a book called Ready for College: everything you need to know written by a Catholic man (don't get me wrong, I don't have problems with Catholicism, but this does give you a sense of the sincerity). Since I didn't want any of you to be lead astray when you go off to wherever you go, whenever you go there (even if you're already

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[drewthequeen]

I want this book now.

[ashened]

But, but don't you want me to be guided through college? I need this book to keep me on my spiritual journey.

[drewthequeen]

Only with you, Ceres. :[

[drewthequeen]

I WILL CUT YOU FOR IT :|

[ashened]

Cutting makes the baby Jesus cry.