Just 'Cause
ATTENTION, SUPERFRIENDS!
Since my recent excursion into literary criticism (re: outright mockery) jettisoned me to heretofore unknown heights of power and manliness, I have decided that Sam's Synopsis Theater will be a permanent, weekly addition to this blog. Hopefully, within four to six months, bitches will be lined up outside my bedroom door, and I'll type one handed while chugging from a bottle of the finest brandy as dusky lads with smoldering eyes fan me with palm fronds. I will recline on my writing divan for hours at a time, in a room heady with opium-smoke.
Or not. In any case, I REQUIRE SOMETHING FROM YOU. Let's put it to a vote, shall we?
Poll NEXT VICTIM!Remember, democracy is apparently a good thing! So vote your bastard brains out!
Later, lovers. Merry Christmas.