For a change of pace!
As a sort of break from the norm, let me use this, my blog, to complain about something.
WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT FIND A SINGLE GODDAMN COPY OF KUNG FU PANDA?!
No, seriously! Why not?! I want to watch it because I watched it eight times while I had typhoid in Ecuador because it made me feel good and believe in myself and goddamnit world why must you take such obvious relish in my pain.
I wanted to watch a heartwarming tale about a noodle-loving panda who learns the ancient mysteries of Kung Fu and I cannot, because once again a crass and unfeeling Providence conspires to shit in my mouth.
So, uh, anyway. What's up, guys? Tell me something that's going on in your life, unless it's gross. That means NO MENSTRUATION TALK, LADIES. I have not reached this pinnacle of human achievement to be bogged down in a conversational quagmire of feminine secretions.