Title: The Third Day
Author: Ivy
Fandom: Constantine (pre-movie)
Rating: R (for bad words)
Pairing: gen, John and Chas-centric
Summary:
"The point is," Chas said reverently, "you have an honest-to-god founder of the church in your living room."
John crouched next to him, grinning. "It’s a great angle. I’ll get a much better price for him."
"You’re going to sell him?" Chas exclaimed incredulously. "You can’t - it’s St. Wilfrid!"
John grinned at him. "What did you think I was going to do with him? Consecrate communion wafers?"
Part IPart II x-posted to
constant_hell and
constatineslash