Survey says...

[ashen_roshana]

"You know, you get up to the altar and it's time for Communion, and then they give you that little piece of flat bread, the Crouton o'Christ. A Jeezit. And the priest has a whole bowl full of 'em; I just want to grab it away from him and run home, pour a bunch of milk over it and eat it like Christ Checks. Wouldn't it be great if that were a real cereal? 'Start your day off the holy way: Christ Checks.' "

Brought to you courtesy of Dane something or other from Comedy Central.

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