YAY POST YAY! THEME: RANDOMNESS AND HUGS
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1) It's sad, but ontd_skating uncharacteristically almost ruined my squee for "Johnny flirts with insanely hot girl" by using it as an excuse to discuss the sexuality of someone who has stated that his sexuality is a private matter. Bad _skaters! BAD!!! Anyway, before all that I was going to look up who this hot gurl was and then spam my journal like it's never been spammed before. And I did. Such sexiness cannot be denied, people.
I present to you:
Sasha Zaretsky
She's an Israeli ice dancer who trains in New Jersey (where Johnny lives).
ZOMG THEY'RE SO HOT TOGETHER
(her abs - they slay me)
It amuses me to no end that if you get Johnny Weir drunk at a Christina Aguilera concert he will grab his flirtiest friend and make out with them. And then Sasha will post the pics on the internet.
BUT WAIT!!! Sasha's not a lonely ice dancer! Oh no, she dances with her brother Roman.
Roman also loves Johnny.
Roman and Sasha give great hugs
IDK, guys. I want to add Sasha, Roman and Johnny to my list of OT3s... Yeah, I'll do that, but I'll be all ashamed and guilty because two of the three are siblings <--- hot guilty pervy thoughts. Sasha and Roman don't have to touch each other after all, they can just share Johnny.
Right?
Right. BTW, ladies, that ^^^^ is a classic case of duckface. I know it's tempting to make them, but just... just don't, okay?
2) Speaking of OT3s, I'll just, once again, nudge you gently in this direction:
Thanks to smack_that_boy (♥) I now know there's fic: Safety Measures and Hope
3) Dearest perdiccas started an avalanche of dailies comms for FS with lysacek_daily
jgweir_daily
lambiel_daily
plushenko_daily
Are there more? I can't remember.
4) It's a lot easier to understand what Zachary Quinto is trying to say on twitter now that I have Jachary_Quinto to act as a translator. I didn't need anyone to tell me Zach's dorky, tho:
5) Okay, okay, back to FS. Has anyone else noticed that in this video they apparently switched out Evan's valley girl voice with the guy who does the voice over on American film trailers?
2006 Marshalls Challenge - Evan Lysacek and others open show(embedding disabled, sorry)
It's at the 0:58 mark when he says "West" and it's loltastic!
Now, I love Evan. I just kinda think he was even more ridiculously hot back in 2006 <--- less orange
He's extremely hot in this vid (embedding disabled again). It's kinda sad, but we all know it turned out alright for him in the end.
2005/2006 is possibly one of my favourite FS seasons ever. So much drama.
6) I approve of Evan's hugging technique v v much. He has those looooong thin limbs that he just wraps around people and drag them in with, grabbing and then gently squishing - it sounds absolutely terrifying but the result is so puppyish it's adorable. Proof:
SOMETIMES THERE'S EVEN NOMMING AT THE END
YEAH YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD
7) Vintage FS! So fun! They talk fashion and all ♥
Lookit! He was in Oslo! That's the capital of Norway.
Dick Button is a pretty well known figure in the skating community not only as a skater but today as a television skating analyst. Here's him being a judge on the Marshall's competition I gave you the link to above.
He's part of FS history. Here's a wiki list about him:
Firsts
8) Speaking of Norway, usually we're very very very good at winter sports, but FS? Man, we suck so much. We used to be good about a century ago - Sonja Henie is pretty well-known and it was a Norwegian (Axel Paulsen) who invented the axel jump - and now there's almost nothing... If you want to see something sad, I invite you to watch the Norwegian National Championship medal ceremony for the men's juniors (the only men's class at all): http://oslosk.no/webtv/nm-lm2010/sondag/junior_gutter_sermoni.html
That's right. There's only one guy on that podium. That's because there weren't anyone else competing. And in 2009 there were no men at all.
I would be more down because of this if it weren't for the fact that everyone else's skaters are so much more fun.
9) Stéphane is fantastically clingy and affectionate and has no respect for personal boundaries whatsoever. I wish I could get away with all the flirting with and hugging of innocent bystanders that he does.
There was this little girl, but quite frankly she was worse than him
Shizuka!
Florent!
Sexy dancers!
The Kerr sister (I think)!
The ice!
Johnny!
Trankov!
from about 3:50
(I ship them)
This guy! (forgot his name/too lazy to google it)
The audience!
Plushenko!
Miki Ando!
(Dat ass!)
Then there was the time when he molested Johnny and Johnny fought him off by flailing
Someone made gifs of this... I forgot who. hobnobofjoy , maybe?
10) And then there's the fact that skaters are making me want to have kids... It's like magic or w/e. But seriously, look at this:
This kid: Hero
Here are vids:
IDEK what's going on. Stop making me want to have kids, guys. It's embarrassing.
11) /rant/ I hate "not-fics". It just doesn't work for me when the author can't be bothered to write "they were happy" and instead write "that made them :DDD" and has to use CAPITAL LETTERS randomly in the text to make it more EXCITING. I don't like it to begin with and when the entire fic's like that even though the POV is constantly changing (which means that the adults sound like they have the exact same level of maturity as the toddlers) it seems to me like lazy writing /rant over/
12) Yay, good tumblr: fuck yeah, figure skating!
13) ZEBRASWAN (RUSSIANZEBRA?) STÉPHANE/JOHNNY FIC THAT HIT THE SPOT: Outtakes by the_spin
14) Favourite fics on the kink_meme:
wyrd byð ful araed - viking AU with Stephane/Johnny
Time off to Reevaluate - Evan has a meltdown and decides that Johnny can teach him how to become a real boy
Any Lawful Impediment - Evan and Johnny's accidental marriage. Poor Evan is so angsty in this one
Takes One to Know - After Evan has sex with a guy for the first time he's a bit shellshocked so Johnny takes care of him
Oscar Party. Champagne. Escaping from really annoying celebrities. - It might be that I like this fic solely for Johnny wearing a "Team Evan" shirt in the sequel.
Overexposure - Johnny/Evan, leaked sex-tape, cue freaked out agents
Worlds 2011 - Johnny and Evan switch bodies
Saybrook Sage - Johnny/Evan, phone sex
It's How You Take It Off - Project Runway AU. Johnny's the designer and Evan is his model.
A Popularity Contest (With Sequins) - Johnny joins DWTS and Stéphane is his partner
A Neighbourly Day For Beauty - Daycare AU
Too far around the bend - Evan/Johnny, domestic skating pair
The Outside Edge - Frank Carol coaches both Evan and Johnny
Done This Before - It's Evan/Johnny to that "Teeth" video... I'm sold.
Stress Relief - Quad Squad sex FTW! I have such a hard on for the dynamic between Johnny and Plushenko in this
J ohnny/Evgeni/Yana Threesome
A Day In The Life - Johnny ends up in an AU where he and Evan are a couple
Be One Traveler - Evan ends upp in an AU where he and Johnny are a couple
Spaces for Dreams and for Living - AU, Johnny is a member of the Russian aristocracy and Evan is his servant
Hold On - Stéphane/Johnny, orgasm denial
Good Health and a Bad Memory - Johnny loses his memory and Evan takes care of him
беленькая (Ze Wodka) - Vladimir Plushenko/Viacheslav Romanov. This needed to happen.
Cold Comfort - Pining!Stéphane
Chasing the Sun - Evan/Johnny, Parent Trap.
Warming - KOI, Stephane can't keep his hands off Johnny; Johnny loves it but pretends like he's bothered
Stéphane gets a twitter account
Break Every Bended Knee - 5 times Evan accepted Johnny's advances and one time he rejected them
Lust In Translation - During a press conference in French, in a question about Stephane Johnny mistakenly says he loves him
Like A Real Boy - Evan has amnesia
Interventions & Lullabies - Evan and Mirai escape from Frank's evil clutches. To Johnny.
ETA:
the art of spooning - Evan and Johnny sleep together (literally), NAPPING PORN
untitled Adam/Johnny - Adam's first time
Civil War's Songs/The night before battle - Johnny/Evan Civil War AU
Stéphane/Viacheslav - Stéphane feels very guilty for having "cheated" on Johnny with a hot Russian reporter..
(Counter)clockwise - Johnny is Evan's daughter's coach.
15) I'm tired and my battery is running low. Love you all!
ETA: FS SPAM POST - THE FIRST
1) It's sad, but ontd_skating uncharacteristically almost ruined my squee for "Johnny flirts with insanely hot girl" by using it as an excuse to discuss the sexuality of someone who has stated that his sexuality is a private matter. Bad _skaters! BAD!!! Anyway, before all that I was going to look up who this hot gurl was and then spam my journal like it's never been spammed before. And I did. Such sexiness cannot be denied, people.
I present to you:
Sasha Zaretsky
She's an Israeli ice dancer who trains in New Jersey (where Johnny lives).
ZOMG THEY'RE SO HOT TOGETHER
(her abs - they slay me)
It amuses me to no end that if you get Johnny Weir drunk at a Christina Aguilera concert he will grab his flirtiest friend and make out with them. And then Sasha will post the pics on the internet.
BUT WAIT!!! Sasha's not a lonely ice dancer! Oh no, she dances with her brother Roman.
Roman also loves Johnny.
Roman and Sasha give great hugs
IDK, guys. I want to add Sasha, Roman and Johnny to my list of OT3s... Yeah, I'll do that, but I'll be all ashamed and guilty because two of the three are siblings <--- hot guilty pervy thoughts. Sasha and Roman don't have to touch each other after all, they can just share Johnny.
Right?
Right. BTW, ladies, that ^^^^ is a classic case of duckface. I know it's tempting to make them, but just... just don't, okay?
2) Speaking of OT3s, I'll just, once again, nudge you gently in this direction:
Thanks to smack_that_boy (♥) I now know there's fic: Safety Measures and Hope
3) Dearest perdiccas started an avalanche of dailies comms for FS with lysacek_daily
jgweir_daily
lambiel_daily
plushenko_daily
Are there more? I can't remember.
4) It's a lot easier to understand what Zachary Quinto is trying to say on twitter now that I have Jachary_Quinto to act as a translator. I didn't need anyone to tell me Zach's dorky, tho:
5) Okay, okay, back to FS. Has anyone else noticed that in this video they apparently switched out Evan's valley girl voice with the guy who does the voice over on American film trailers?
2006 Marshalls Challenge - Evan Lysacek and others open show(embedding disabled, sorry)
It's at the 0:58 mark when he says "West" and it's loltastic!
Now, I love Evan. I just kinda think he was even more ridiculously hot back in 2006 <--- less orange
He's extremely hot in this vid (embedding disabled again). It's kinda sad, but we all know it turned out alright for him in the end.
2005/2006 is possibly one of my favourite FS seasons ever. So much drama.
6) I approve of Evan's hugging technique v v much. He has those looooong thin limbs that he just wraps around people and drag them in with, grabbing and then gently squishing - it sounds absolutely terrifying but the result is so puppyish it's adorable. Proof:
SOMETIMES THERE'S EVEN NOMMING AT THE END
YEAH YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD
7) Vintage FS! So fun! They talk fashion and all ♥
Click to viewLookit! He was in Oslo! That's the capital of Norway.
Dick Button is a pretty well known figure in the skating community not only as a skater but today as a television skating analyst. Here's him being a judge on the Marshall's competition I gave you the link to above.
He's part of FS history. Here's a wiki list about him:
Firsts
- First skater to land a double axel.
- First skater to land a triple jump (a triple loop)
- First male skater to perform the camel spin and inventor of the flying camel spin (also known as the Button Camel, after him)
- Only American to win the European title.
- First American World Champion.
- First American to win the Olympic title in figure skating.
- First and only American back-to-back Olympic champion in figure skating
- First and only male skater to simultaneously hold all the following titles: National, North American, European, Worlds, and Olympics.
- Youngest man to win the Olympic title in figure skating (age 18).
8) Speaking of Norway, usually we're very very very good at winter sports, but FS? Man, we suck so much. We used to be good about a century ago - Sonja Henie is pretty well-known and it was a Norwegian (Axel Paulsen) who invented the axel jump - and now there's almost nothing... If you want to see something sad, I invite you to watch the Norwegian National Championship medal ceremony for the men's juniors (the only men's class at all): http://oslosk.no/webtv/nm-lm2010/sondag/junior_gutter_sermoni.html
That's right. There's only one guy on that podium. That's because there weren't anyone else competing. And in 2009 there were no men at all.
I would be more down because of this if it weren't for the fact that everyone else's skaters are so much more fun.
9) Stéphane is fantastically clingy and affectionate and has no respect for personal boundaries whatsoever. I wish I could get away with all the flirting with and hugging of innocent bystanders that he does.
There was this little girl, but quite frankly she was worse than him
Shizuka!
Florent!
Sexy dancers!
The Kerr sister (I think)!
The ice!
Johnny!
Trankov!
from about 3:50
(I ship them)
This guy! (forgot his name/too lazy to google it)
The audience!
Plushenko!
Miki Ando!
(Dat ass!)
Then there was the time when he molested Johnny and Johnny fought him off by flailing
Someone made gifs of this... I forgot who. hobnobofjoy , maybe?
10) And then there's the fact that skaters are making me want to have kids... It's like magic or w/e. But seriously, look at this:
This kid: Hero
Here are vids:
IDEK what's going on. Stop making me want to have kids, guys. It's embarrassing.
11) /rant/ I hate "not-fics". It just doesn't work for me when the author can't be bothered to write "they were happy" and instead write "that made them :DDD" and has to use CAPITAL LETTERS randomly in the text to make it more EXCITING. I don't like it to begin with and when the entire fic's like that even though the POV is constantly changing (which means that the adults sound like they have the exact same level of maturity as the toddlers) it seems to me like lazy writing /rant over/
12) Yay, good tumblr: fuck yeah, figure skating!
13) ZEBRASWAN (RUSSIANZEBRA?) STÉPHANE/JOHNNY FIC THAT HIT THE SPOT: Outtakes by the_spin
14) Favourite fics on the kink_meme:
wyrd byð ful araed - viking AU with Stephane/Johnny
Time off to Reevaluate - Evan has a meltdown and decides that Johnny can teach him how to become a real boy
Any Lawful Impediment - Evan and Johnny's accidental marriage. Poor Evan is so angsty in this one
Takes One to Know - After Evan has sex with a guy for the first time he's a bit shellshocked so Johnny takes care of him
Oscar Party. Champagne. Escaping from really annoying celebrities. - It might be that I like this fic solely for Johnny wearing a "Team Evan" shirt in the sequel.
Overexposure - Johnny/Evan, leaked sex-tape, cue freaked out agents
Worlds 2011 - Johnny and Evan switch bodies
Saybrook Sage - Johnny/Evan, phone sex
It's How You Take It Off - Project Runway AU. Johnny's the designer and Evan is his model.
A Popularity Contest (With Sequins) - Johnny joins DWTS and Stéphane is his partner
A Neighbourly Day For Beauty - Daycare AU
Too far around the bend - Evan/Johnny, domestic skating pair
The Outside Edge - Frank Carol coaches both Evan and Johnny
Done This Before - It's Evan/Johnny to that "Teeth" video... I'm sold.
Stress Relief - Quad Squad sex FTW! I have such a hard on for the dynamic between Johnny and Plushenko in this
J ohnny/Evgeni/Yana Threesome
A Day In The Life - Johnny ends up in an AU where he and Evan are a couple
Be One Traveler - Evan ends upp in an AU where he and Johnny are a couple
Spaces for Dreams and for Living - AU, Johnny is a member of the Russian aristocracy and Evan is his servant
Hold On - Stéphane/Johnny, orgasm denial
Good Health and a Bad Memory - Johnny loses his memory and Evan takes care of him
беленькая (Ze Wodka) - Vladimir Plushenko/Viacheslav Romanov. This needed to happen.
Cold Comfort - Pining!Stéphane
Chasing the Sun - Evan/Johnny, Parent Trap.
Warming - KOI, Stephane can't keep his hands off Johnny; Johnny loves it but pretends like he's bothered
Stéphane gets a twitter account
Break Every Bended Knee - 5 times Evan accepted Johnny's advances and one time he rejected them
Lust In Translation - During a press conference in French, in a question about Stephane Johnny mistakenly says he loves him
Like A Real Boy - Evan has amnesia
Interventions & Lullabies - Evan and Mirai escape from Frank's evil clutches. To Johnny.
ETA:
the art of spooning - Evan and Johnny sleep together (literally), NAPPING PORN
untitled Adam/Johnny - Adam's first time
Civil War's Songs/The night before battle - Johnny/Evan Civil War AU
Stéphane/Viacheslav - Stéphane feels very guilty for having "cheated" on Johnny with a hot Russian reporter..
(Counter)clockwise - Johnny is Evan's daughter's coach.
15) I'm tired and my battery is running low. Love you all!
ETA: FS SPAM POST - THE FIRST