Aug 29, 2009 11:01
I fucking hate MySpace and this is why.
U have such a sexy sexy look . I saw u smoke ciggs ,I dont smoke ciggs but get so turned on when seeing a sexy woman smoke. May I be ur smoking slave ?Buy Ur Smokes.Worship An Obey U Text me if ur interested
Really? What the hell? Where do these weirdos come from, and why do they come to me? Is there something about the way I look that invites terrifying behaviour? I really would just delete my profile, but I have friends on there who only use MySpace and I would like to stay in touch with them that way.
I know that if I tell Greg about this he'll be like "Okay, let him buy you cigarettes" though, and that is kind of funny :D
Last night was absolutely fucking epic. There was legitimately around 40 people at Greg's house, and I was slaughtered off of Captain's. At one point Greg was really drunk and goes "ASHE, LAY WITH ME!" as all the boys were watching Tigerland (remind me to watch that sober, it was beautiful from what I saw of it.) So I did and caught the tail end of the movie, and watched all the boys drunkenly discuss how if nothing comes up soon they're going to run off and join the army.
I have a lot to say about that particular mindset, but I think that's something better reserved for its own LJ post, so hold that thought.
Anyways, Mehow was trashed and playing with the puppy. Every two seconds he goes "Greg...you have an awesome dog. I love your dog, man. I'm going to get DOWN with your dog!"
Me, Jake, Greg: *SNORT*
Mehow: Nah dude, I mean I want YOUR DOG to be COOL with me! *continues to babytalk the puppy and play with it obliviously for a very long time*
It was very highly amusing, we watched it go on for a very long time :D. Cleaning up lovie's kitchen at 3 AM was not amusing, but I still did it. That's why I hate it when random, underage kids show up, because they fucking end up trashing the place and we have to fix it all by ourselves. Ew.
On a different subject, it's a lovely, rainy day. I woke up to the sound of rain and it put me in a delightful mood. I'm going to start Greg and I's crock dinner soon, and after that, I'm going to take a shower. There are also terrifying noises coming out of the heating vents, but that's all right, because it's making me feel like I'm in a Wes Craven film and I feel like writing. :D
Last night was the first night, legitimately in a month where I had no nightmares.
Words cannot describe my buoyancy at the moment. :D
I think it's time for the Polyphonic Spree's cover of Lithium.
rain,
drinking,
creepy,
lol,
cooking