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I hate you all.
I don't know what it is with teenage girls these days, but somewhere along the line it seems that guidelines for decent behaviour were either not taught or completely disregarded.
Of course it's all right to get drunk on occasion and do something silly. It's happened to me, I'll wholeheartedly admit it, hell, it's happened to all of us. But really? Running around half-naked every single party? Constantly fighting over the same four guys, because all of you have slept with them and are trying to show each other up by trying for a relationship?
Fail.
Newsflash, ladies. None of those guys are going to go out with you because they have no respect for you. (My boyfriend especially, but we won't go there in this particular little tangent.) You're all so fucking quick to open your legs that it's pathetic. Why else do you think you're even invited to parties? Because seeing you all get drunk off of like two beers and grind up against each other is kind of cool to look at--like an interesting desk lamp in the living room no one's noticed before. You're nothing but slutty decorations. (Heather, Danica, Gabby, and Patrice are of course all exceptions to all of this.)
I always glow with secret amusement when I see everyone sober and hear them say things like "Oh man, she's been through half the crew hasn't she?" It's only a matter of time before a couple of more sophisticated, legal girls come to chill and your after school special asses will be out of my hair forever. I'm sick of the soap opera bullshit, I'm sick of the constant circulation of drama that I have to deal with on a daily basis. I don't feel like I have to compete with sixteen-year-olds, because I'm not, I'm really just sitting on the couch and laughing at you as you pole dance or take your clothes off or whatever. Ever hear me shout "Whooo, self respect!" when the "All girls strip!" chant begins? Yeah, that's me.
You all may think that you have the power to turn friends against each other or tear up relationships (LOL FAIL LOL FAIL GREG AND I LAUGH AT YOUR BITCH ASSES TOGETHER) but no, you're just all sixteen year old whores, some of you with interesting reputations. I mean, if I was sixteen years old I'd be absolutely delighted that everyone knew I have a cavernous vagina. I thought high school girls were supposed to be tighter? Hmmm guess not.
Unfortunately, I have to be nice to you all because you've, momentarily at least, embedded yourself into the crew, so in order to enjoy myself over the weekends, I have to not be sardonic every thirty seconds. But I really do hate you all, you're absolutely disgusting and I wish you'd go away and spread your disease elsewhere.
That felt good.
My brother is taking me to see As You Like It in Boston tonight and I'm very excited.
I'm hungry.