And as it came to pass, we realized that this wasn't the party to end all parties, but it was damn good.
The Book of Ashton 3:17
It was a cool summer's eve in Fort Collins, Colorado. The night was young on this beautiful Friday night, as the Everclear vodka was being mixed into the cooler, and Andrew Stewart (a fuckin goob ass dweeb fuck) rolled in the barrel. We let the festivities begin.
For a while it was a small amount of my crew present, and we began to get bombarded by nerds. The problem was that Jeff Johnson, the kid who owned the house, is friends with a few nerds. And don't get me wrong, these nerds can party, but give me a fucking break. And I'm not talking like our NAU caliber of nerdishness, we're leet. These kids are fucking nebulas.
So anyway, finally our people started showing up and the party got on its way. At about 11 I realized what we had created was not a party to end them all, but an expanded get-together. There was a lot of people, sure, but just was missing the spice of a party, and I couldn't quite nail it. But all in all it was a good night, I made out with my good friend's sister again and that was it. She weirds me out now anyways.
Next party:
Rebecca Trowbridge's Pajama Party to End All Pajama Parties Hosted by Landon and Ashton (Jungle Juice included)
High Expectations? I think not.
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