irus is the ugliest mother ever!!!
well i had another day full of weird looking ppl ... wtf are with wednesdays?? it all started this morning on the bus ride to work ... *fades into ashcash sittin on the bus*
im sittin there ... listenin to my tunes ... trying not to fall asleep ... n then this guy comes strollin on the bus ... the strut of all struts ... like hes king shit of turd island ... I decided i wud let it slide tho for the simple fact that he had the most hideous mullet ive ever seen and i thought it was gonna jump off his head and eat me ... theeeennnn later on in the bus ride some old guy comes on the bus with this hunk of flesh hanging from his nose!!! ... It looked like a fucking scrotom hanging off his shnozz!!! ... and it was swaying and hittin him in the mouth as he walked ... like seriously ... that wud be like getting tea-bagged by urself all day ... NUT NOSE ... U NEED TO LET IT GO BUDDY-O!! I KNOW ITS HARD TO PART WITH THINGS UVE GROWN TO LOVE ... BUT U NEED TO LET IT GO!!! poor poor unfourtunate soul ... n e ways ... other weird ppl to add to the list ... this one girl at my prenatal class was wearing a wig (miss is convinced) and missing her 2 front teeth ... and of course there was Irus ... fat fuck ... and some crazy crack head lady who was at the office using the phone n spent like 30 mins at least fixin her feet? n makeup in the bathroom ... i thought she was gonna kill me ... she followed us down the street talkin still wen we left ... crazy lady ... then there was the crazy walker dude ... i cant even begin to explain that one ... but if you ever see me stop me and ill show you ... also this weirdo that was in before came back and started talking to me again about ... hmm i dunno i wasnt really listenin ... talkin about something for like an hour ... then finally miss came and he left ... THANK YOU MISS!!!!! well there r more but i cant stay awake long enough to type n e more ... maybe ill finish tomorrow ... maybe i wont ... we'll see ... but to top it off for the night ... the most weirdest person i saw today wud hafta be ... *drum roll* MEEEEEE!!!! seriously ... these badges r awesome ... n e whowhackadilly theres a moth and its pissin me off so im goin to bed ... night everyone
AND IM NOT A HIPPIE!!!
raaaarrrrrrrrrrw im a tiger
im sittin there ... listenin to my tunes ... trying not to fall asleep ... n then this guy comes strollin on the bus ... the strut of all struts ... like hes king shit of turd island ... I decided i wud let it slide tho for the simple fact that he had the most hideous mullet ive ever seen and i thought it was gonna jump off his head and eat me ... theeeennnn later on in the bus ride some old guy comes on the bus with this hunk of flesh hanging from his nose!!! ... It looked like a fucking scrotom hanging off his shnozz!!! ... and it was swaying and hittin him in the mouth as he walked ... like seriously ... that wud be like getting tea-bagged by urself all day ... NUT NOSE ... U NEED TO LET IT GO BUDDY-O!! I KNOW ITS HARD TO PART WITH THINGS UVE GROWN TO LOVE ... BUT U NEED TO LET IT GO!!! poor poor unfourtunate soul ... n e ways ... other weird ppl to add to the list ... this one girl at my prenatal class was wearing a wig (miss is convinced) and missing her 2 front teeth ... and of course there was Irus ... fat fuck ... and some crazy crack head lady who was at the office using the phone n spent like 30 mins at least fixin her feet? n makeup in the bathroom ... i thought she was gonna kill me ... she followed us down the street talkin still wen we left ... crazy lady ... then there was the crazy walker dude ... i cant even begin to explain that one ... but if you ever see me stop me and ill show you ... also this weirdo that was in before came back and started talking to me again about ... hmm i dunno i wasnt really listenin ... talkin about something for like an hour ... then finally miss came and he left ... THANK YOU MISS!!!!! well there r more but i cant stay awake long enough to type n e more ... maybe ill finish tomorrow ... maybe i wont ... we'll see ... but to top it off for the night ... the most weirdest person i saw today wud hafta be ... *drum roll* MEEEEEE!!!! seriously ... these badges r awesome ... n e whowhackadilly theres a moth and its pissin me off so im goin to bed ... night everyone
AND IM NOT A HIPPIE!!!
raaaarrrrrrrrrrw im a tiger