YAAAAAAA WARM LUNCH!!!
Wow ... I'm so happy today ... not only is it B-E-A-utiful outside ... I actually got to eat my lunch b 4 it got cold!!! ... Some crazy fucker came in this morning looking to come in for an interview ... I think he had turrets or sumthing cuz he cuddnt stop sayin bitch ...
CRAZY FUCKER-"Bitch"
ME-*look up confused*
"Hello?"
CF-"Hi bitch bitch bitch I was wondering when u are haveing interviews bitch bitch heres my resume ... bitch ... bitch bitch"
ME-"We are having interviews tomorrow"
CF-"Bitch bitch what is the uhhh ... bitch bitch ... job about bitch"
ME-"You go to homes and buisnesses and sign them up for our price protection program"
CF-"Can i get an interview tomorrow then bitch ... bitch bitch bitch ... bitch ... bitch bitch"
ME-"Hold on I'll check ..."
*walk to Tams office gigglin*
"Hey Tam theres some crazy ass here who wants an interview ... he's got turrets or something he can't stop sayin bitch ... I thing you should interview him now and get him outta here ... try not to laugh ... he looks deadly"
TAM-"Hahahaha ok send him in"
ME-"Ok ... have fun hahaha"
*walk back to my desk*
"Ok she'll see you now if you like ... it's the first door to your left"
CF-"Bitch bitch ok bitch thznk you ..."
*walks into Tams office sayin bitch the whole way*
I have an huge feeling that today is gonna be a good day!!!
n e ways ... im gonna get back to staring out the window at all the weirdos
rootbeer is good
CRAZY FUCKER-"Bitch"
ME-*look up confused*
"Hello?"
CF-"Hi bitch bitch bitch I was wondering when u are haveing interviews bitch bitch heres my resume ... bitch ... bitch bitch"
ME-"We are having interviews tomorrow"
CF-"Bitch bitch what is the uhhh ... bitch bitch ... job about bitch"
ME-"You go to homes and buisnesses and sign them up for our price protection program"
CF-"Can i get an interview tomorrow then bitch ... bitch bitch bitch ... bitch ... bitch bitch"
ME-"Hold on I'll check ..."
*walk to Tams office gigglin*
"Hey Tam theres some crazy ass here who wants an interview ... he's got turrets or something he can't stop sayin bitch ... I thing you should interview him now and get him outta here ... try not to laugh ... he looks deadly"
TAM-"Hahahaha ok send him in"
ME-"Ok ... have fun hahaha"
*walk back to my desk*
"Ok she'll see you now if you like ... it's the first door to your left"
CF-"Bitch bitch ok bitch thznk you ..."
*walks into Tams office sayin bitch the whole way*
I have an huge feeling that today is gonna be a good day!!!
n e ways ... im gonna get back to staring out the window at all the weirdos
rootbeer is good