minute waltz
AshCanProbably: i'm trying to get someone to buy beer with my Ralphs ten dollar coupon
Macak504: i hear that you drink too much now
AshCanProbably: alan's a dirty liar and a thief
Macak504: the same can be said of you
AshCanProbably: in past tense
Macak504: yes
Macak504: so let's do something
AshCanProbably: in the night
Macak504: let's paint the town in blood
Macak504: two coats
Macak504: come down hear
AshCanProbably: i will bring muffin stumps
Macak504: mangroove
AshCanProbably: skechers new campaign "find your groove"
Macak504: damn it is raining hard
AshCanProbably: i am reigning hard!
AshCanProbably: it's not raining over here
Macak504: thats because you live deep within the entrails of hell
AshCanProbably: i mosh in the suppurant caverns
AshCanProbably: basking in purulence
AshCanProbably: long beach is worse than hell
Macak504: your eyes carry the halo of darkness
AshCanProbably: the vagrants walk around untortured
AshCanProbably: and they piss on everything, door handles
Macak504: and drinking fountains
AshCanProbably: shit in mailboxes
Macak504: vomit in handbags
AshCanProbably: sneeze on pocket change
Macak504: how long does it take alan to properly wash himself
AshCanProbably: hours, good thing he's not doing it properly
Macak504: lol yes
I am the Rake
A woman never quite feels desired and appreciated enough. She wants attention, but a man is too often distracted and unresponsive. The Rake is a great female fantasy-figure - when he desires a woman, brief though that moment may be, he will go to the ends of the earth for her. He may be disloyal, dishonest and amoral, but that only adds to his appeal. Stir a woman's repressed longings by adapting the Rake's mix of danger and pleasure.
Symbol: Fire. The Rake burns with a desire that enflames the woman he is seducing. It is extreme, uncontrollable and dangerous. The Rake may end in hell, but the flames surrounding him often make him seem that much more desirable to women.
What Type of Seducer are You?
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polite_society
Macak504: i hear that you drink too much now
AshCanProbably: alan's a dirty liar and a thief
Macak504: the same can be said of you
AshCanProbably: in past tense
Macak504: yes
Macak504: so let's do something
AshCanProbably: in the night
Macak504: let's paint the town in blood
Macak504: two coats
Macak504: come down hear
AshCanProbably: i will bring muffin stumps
Macak504: mangroove
AshCanProbably: skechers new campaign "find your groove"
Macak504: damn it is raining hard
AshCanProbably: i am reigning hard!
AshCanProbably: it's not raining over here
Macak504: thats because you live deep within the entrails of hell
AshCanProbably: i mosh in the suppurant caverns
AshCanProbably: basking in purulence
AshCanProbably: long beach is worse than hell
Macak504: your eyes carry the halo of darkness
AshCanProbably: the vagrants walk around untortured
AshCanProbably: and they piss on everything, door handles
Macak504: and drinking fountains
AshCanProbably: shit in mailboxes
Macak504: vomit in handbags
AshCanProbably: sneeze on pocket change
Macak504: how long does it take alan to properly wash himself
AshCanProbably: hours, good thing he's not doing it properly
Macak504: lol yes
I am the Rake
A woman never quite feels desired and appreciated enough. She wants attention, but a man is too often distracted and unresponsive. The Rake is a great female fantasy-figure - when he desires a woman, brief though that moment may be, he will go to the ends of the earth for her. He may be disloyal, dishonest and amoral, but that only adds to his appeal. Stir a woman's repressed longings by adapting the Rake's mix of danger and pleasure.
Symbol: Fire. The Rake burns with a desire that enflames the woman he is seducing. It is extreme, uncontrollable and dangerous. The Rake may end in hell, but the flames surrounding him often make him seem that much more desirable to women.
What Type of Seducer are You?
created by
polite_society