file this one under SOMETIMES NOTashcanprobablyDecember 31 2003, 15:13:44 UTC
hi, my name is anonymous. in my spare time (i'm positively mired in it), i go online and evaluate complete strangers (especially those considered enigmatic by even their closest friends) with my unearthly yet highly certified powers of observation. i get in as much criticism as i can before someone points out that i'm just an inconsequential passer-by, a stollid nobody with superficial tricks, and a nameless coward at that! everywhere i rear my browser's head, pompous jerks to the left of me, arrogant pricks to the right. maybe my qualitative reporting is lacking in depth. maybe i'm just bitter. sometimes.
or maybe this isn't you. just thought i'd give you a hypocritical dose of some selfsame judgement calls.
this morning, i got up out of bed too fast and i caught my reflection on my dresser mirror and my knees immediately buckled from my self-supposed grandeur (and that's WITHOUT make-up, thank you!) and i ate carpet something awful. might be blood rushing to my head from arising too quickly. might be my OUTTA CONTROL ego!
Re: file this one under SOMETIMES NOTashcanprobablyJanuary 1 2004, 00:07:53 UTC
it astounds me how quickly you people resort to the oh-so-obvious attack on the 'anonymous' status. has it occured to you that not everyone has a livejournal account? but if that's the best defense you can muster, other than non-relevant sarcasm, so be it. it doesn't really change the observation. you keep glorifying yourself, big guy, and we'll all keep lapping up your utterly enthralling poetic thought train like manna. just make sure to remind everyone now and then that you really don't think much of it at all, and stay properly humbled, then we'll all see the true genius shining through.
Re: file this one under SOMETIMES NOTashcanprobablyJanuary 1 2004, 21:10:00 UTC
seven minutes into the new year, eh? sigh. if you're going to troll around livejournal and comment in some fanciful crusade of ego-checking, if you're going to return every so often to check their responses (which are not meant to be defensive but geared towards exposing the absurd grounds of your attack), and if you're going to defend yourself from return volleys with the same oh-so-obvious anonymous complaint of not caring nor having enough time for livejournal to create an account, but consistently navigating through it in spiteful fervency, nonetheless ... then, you might as well create a pseudoaccount and grant me the small mercy of arguing against a NAME and not a jiving voice in the dark (creating accounts is both facile and free, of late). of course, you could always sign your comments with your good christian name and e-mail address so i can further contact you for colorful brochures on how to keep my ego from alarming unknown lurkers of the internet into action, but i'm sure you'd rather hide behind the incontrovertible shield of anonimity, yet.
my joking sarcasm was just as irrelevant to you as your initial comment was to me. it was intended purposefully to slap back your thin hand of criticism. you have to either earn my respect, command an army, or maybe KNOW A SINGLE GODDAMN THING ABOUT ME in order for me to heed your advice. your two-bit considerations are worthless and i think my subjects, er, i mean FRIENDS would agree. no more near-sighted observations from your ivory tower of speculation, please, and thanks for playing.
I still recall the abortion debate with a smile, thanks to you.great_dameJanuary 8 2004, 06:59:28 UTC
This is the kind of quality powerowning I like to see. I'm lucky to feature you in my friends list, knowing I've got at least one good treasure amongst 200 shitters.
*Watch as my fan-like status causes Luis to lose his touch and cripple under the fame as all heroes have been known to do*
Re: file this one under SOMETIMES NOTprimroseportJanuary 11 2004, 12:28:53 UTC
I can't believe this moron railed at you about the anonymous thing and yet failed to put his/her name on any comment--that's a level of weakness that approaches mild mental retardation
or maybe this isn't you. just thought i'd give you a hypocritical dose of some selfsame judgement calls.
this morning, i got up out of bed too fast and i caught my reflection on my dresser mirror and my knees immediately buckled from my self-supposed grandeur (and that's WITHOUT make-up, thank you!) and i ate carpet something awful. might be blood rushing to my head from arising too quickly. might be my OUTTA CONTROL ego!
oh save me, anonymous, save me from myself!
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my joking sarcasm was just as irrelevant to you as your initial comment was to me. it was intended purposefully to slap back your thin hand of criticism. you have to either earn my respect, command an army, or maybe KNOW A SINGLE GODDAMN THING ABOUT ME in order for me to heed your advice. your two-bit considerations are worthless and i think my subjects, er, i mean FRIENDS would agree. no more near-sighted observations from your ivory tower of speculation, please, and thanks for playing.
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF RIVERDALE.
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*Watch as my fan-like status causes Luis to lose his touch and cripple under the fame as all heroes have been known to do*
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