Apr 01, 2007 16:39
you wake up and realize that the jeans you were wearing last night are smelling up your room because of the amount of beer that was spilled on them by other people who just can't keep it in their damn cups. you go and get the febreeze and febreeze air effects. you febreeze the rug that they were sitting on and you febreeze your entire room trying to kill the smell, but it doesn't really work. you spray a little more in the air for good measure and like a dumb ass, walk right into it, getting a taste of febreeze in the process.
this is my life. things that should be really simple aren't. i have an innate capacity to make all things in my life, big and small, as complicated as possible. go me.