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Why does no one update their live journal anymore? I've been checking everyday and nothing! I've been filling in for the secretary at my dad's office building all week. I feel like such a grown up wearing nice work clothes and working 9-5. It's interesting how different you get treated when people think you are older. Yesterday when I went to do a coffee run these business men in their 40's were hitting on me and asking me what I did for a living...it was discusting and then when I walked away from them I heard one of them say to the other something something..."..your wife..." I was like EWWWWWWW. How sad. I had to walk by them to leave and one tried to get the door for me..I was just like..uh no thanks.
So one of my friends told me a funny joke last night. I normally don't laugh at jokes especially about the president but here it goes:
Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." George Bush Senior says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
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I'm so tired, I don't enjoy waking up early and having to function before 10 AM. My coffee is cold and I'm too lazy to go microwave it. This lady just walked by and said she is limping because her dog attacked her. I hear gists of such strange conversations when the doctors are walking their patients out...like just a while ago I heard this teenage girl say "I'll hit whoever I want." It made me a little nervous.
I totally just forgot I was in the middle of updating my LJ....HERE I AM! So anyways, my head hurts super bad. I'm going to go search for some ibohprohen soon. Sorry I don't know how to spell it and MaryJane doesn't either.
So I just realized I did the most embarrassing thing EVER. And I didn't even realize it until now. So I basically know everyone at Starbucks and they all know my name. So today when I had to go get coffee fro the people...the girl that was making the coffee....was like "here you go Ashley" or something like that and I totally calld her by the wrong name. How embarrassing and rude! I just want to die...I don't think I can ever go back there.
That is all...I have to go bring in the mail bye.
So one of my friends told me a funny joke last night. I normally don't laugh at jokes especially about the president but here it goes:
Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." George Bush Senior says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
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I'm so tired, I don't enjoy waking up early and having to function before 10 AM. My coffee is cold and I'm too lazy to go microwave it. This lady just walked by and said she is limping because her dog attacked her. I hear gists of such strange conversations when the doctors are walking their patients out...like just a while ago I heard this teenage girl say "I'll hit whoever I want." It made me a little nervous.
I totally just forgot I was in the middle of updating my LJ....HERE I AM! So anyways, my head hurts super bad. I'm going to go search for some ibohprohen soon. Sorry I don't know how to spell it and MaryJane doesn't either.
So I just realized I did the most embarrassing thing EVER. And I didn't even realize it until now. So I basically know everyone at Starbucks and they all know my name. So today when I had to go get coffee fro the people...the girl that was making the coffee....was like "here you go Ashley" or something like that and I totally calld her by the wrong name. How embarrassing and rude! I just want to die...I don't think I can ever go back there.
That is all...I have to go bring in the mail bye.