Two friends meet each other at a bar
It's been a few months, and upon seeing each other, one of the women exclaims, "Oh! You look great, did you get a hair cut?!"
"No, silly, I got all of them cut!"
Yes, I got my hair cut. Short. Not lesbian short, but short enough to not bother me in this 100 degree weather.
And I am very angry, because I ordered a vegetarian, dairy free burrito at my favourite burrito place and when I got home and bit into it it was... A motherfucking CHICKEN burrito. I was so disgusted, I started dry-heaving.
I am scarred. I will have to inspect all of my food from this moment onward.
Fucking A.
"No, silly, I got all of them cut!"
Yes, I got my hair cut. Short. Not lesbian short, but short enough to not bother me in this 100 degree weather.
And I am very angry, because I ordered a vegetarian, dairy free burrito at my favourite burrito place and when I got home and bit into it it was... A motherfucking CHICKEN burrito. I was so disgusted, I started dry-heaving.
I am scarred. I will have to inspect all of my food from this moment onward.
Fucking A.