May I break your brains today?
I found this site that generates drabbles for you...I was laughing for about an hour and a half while it was coming up with these things. ^.^ The site is http://prillalar.com/drabbles/. And here are some that I generated...I put what I think they're rated on there...yes. I am not (or am) responsible for your brain exploding if you read these. ~.^
Rated PG
A Gratuitous Occurrence
Rashaikar paced up and down, jiggling his septum. His very good friend, Mary Sue Captain, had arranged to meet him here acrosse. "I have something fingerless to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Captain was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Rashaikar expected to see her bounce up, her blue hair streaming behind her and her frumpy eyes aglow.
Rashaikar heard footsteps, but they seemed rather squeaky for a delicate and swanky girl like Mary Sue Captain, whose tread was twelve. He turned around and found Arydra staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Arydra said incomprehensibly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Rashaikar had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so bunnily. "Mary Sue Captain asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Arydra, his Achilles' heel began to throb dispairingly.
"Oh," Arydra said, partially. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Rashaikar said and caught Arydra by her Ouroborus tatoo. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Arydra said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like water chattering over rocks in a brook.
From behind a pompokolin, Mary Sue Captain watched with a sanded light in her Tervin-y eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Rashaikar/Arydra". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the platypus from extinction.
Rated R
Bunnily Tripping
Rashaikar tripped along incomprehensibly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Arydra, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a platypus hopping along, carrying a captain in its mouth.
Rashaikar was almost acrosse when he came across a sanded cake, lying alone on a squeaky plate. "That must be a treat from my frumpy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked fingerless, so he ate it.
It gave him the most blue tingling sensation in his Ouroborus tatoo. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Arydra.
When Arydra came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Rashaikar cried partially.
"Your septum! And your Achilles' heel!" Arydra said. "They're gratuitous! Can't you feel it?"
Rashaikar felt his septum and his Achilles' heel. They were indeed quite gratuitous. "Oh, no!" Rashaikar said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that sanded cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Arydra said. "I got you a pompokolin. It must have been that twelve man who lives nearby. He acts a little dispairingly, ever since he swam a taco."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Rashaikar sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Arydra said brazenly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your septum is really swanky like that."
"Really?" Rashaikar dried her tears. Rashaikar kissed Arydra and it was an entirely Tervin-y sensation, like water chattering over rocks in a brook.
They spent the night having entirely Tervin-y sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Rated R
A Gratuitous Day To Swim
Rashaikar stepped partially out into the twelve sunshine, and admired Arydra's septum. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a fingerless sight."
Arydra climbed off the captain and walked brazenly across the grass to greet her lover. Rashaikar patted Arydra on the Achilles' heel and then tried to swim her incomprehensibly, but without success.
"That's all right," Arydra said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not sanded," Rashaikar. "Not as sanded as the time we swam acrosse."
Arydra nodded bunnily. "We were blue back in those days."
"Our Ouroborus tatoos were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Rashaikar said. "Everything seems frumpy and swanky when you're young."
"Of course," Arydra said. "But now we're Tervin-y, we can still have fun. If we go about it dispairingly."
"Dispairingly?" Rashaikar said . "But how?"
"With this," Arydra said and held out a squeaky taco. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to swim."
Rashaikar swallowed the taco at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to swim dispairingly. They swam like water chattering over rocks in a brook. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Rated PG
The Adventure Of The Neko-chan
Tervin and Kyelli were out for a shwanky Valentine's walk betwixxt a burrito. As they went, Kyelli rested her hand on Tervin's one vampire tooth. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so melodious, Tervin was filled with twenty-four dread.
"Do you suppose it's green here?" he asked laughingly.
"You numerous silly," Kyelli said, tickling Tervin with her tendril. "It's completely overgrown."
Just then, a drawstring neko-chan leapt out from behind a boulevard and gesticulated Kyelli in the fibula. "Aaargh!" Kyelli screamed.
Things looked useful. But Tervin, although he was well-toned, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a mountain and, like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day, beat the neko-chan wonkily until it ran off. "That will teach you to gesticulate innocent people."
Then he clasped Kyelli close. Kyelli was bleeding insanely. "My darling," Tervin said, and pressed his lips to Kyelli's funny bone.
"I love you," Kyelli said gratuitously, and expired in Tervin's arms.
Tervin never loved again.
Rated PG-13
The Battle For The Tendril
Betwixxt a burrito, Tervin gesticulated his tendril. He had been busy with the tendril for hours and now wanted nothing more than a shwanky cuddle or a well-toned massage from his lover Kyelli.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his numerous Kyelli appeared at the door, grinning sloooowly.
"Put down the tendril," Kyelli said wonkily. "Unless you want me to gesticulate that tendril on your one vampire tooth."
Tervin put down the tendril. He was drawstring. He had never seen Kyelli so melodious before and it made him useful.
Kyelli picked up the tendril, then withdrew a boulevard from her fibula. "Don't be so drawstring," Kyelli said with a melodious grimace. "A neko-chan bit my funny bone this morning, and everything became overgrown. Now with this tendril and this boulevard I can wonkily rule the world!"
Tervin clutched his green funny bone laughingly. This was his lover, his numerous Kyelli, now staring at him with a melodious fibula.
"Fight it!" Tervin shouted. "The neko-chan just wants the tendril for his own numerous devices! He doesn't love you, not the shwanky way I do!"
Tervin could see Kyelli trembling laughingly. Tervin reached out his one vampire tooth and touched Kyelli's fibula wonkily. He was numerous, so numerous, but he knew only his green love for Kyelli would break the neko-chan's spell.
Sure enough, Kyelli dropped the tendril with a thunk. "Oh, Tervin," she squealed. "I'm so shwanky, can you ever forgive me?"
But Tervin had already moved betwixxt a burrito. Like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day, he pressed his one vampire tooth into Kyelli's fibula. And as they fell together in an overgrown fit of love, the tendril lay on the floor, useful and forgotten.
Rated R
To Wonkily Gesticulate
Tervin and Kyelli were celebrating a melodious Valentine's Day together. Tervin had cooked a green dinner and they ate betwixxt a burrito by candlelight.
"My darling," Kyelli said, stroking Tervin's one vampire tooth, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Tervin. "It is but an overgrown token of my drawstring love."
Tervin opened the box. Inside was a twenty-four mountain! He gazed at it insanely. Then he gazed at Kyelli insanely. "It's numerous," Tervin said. "Come here and let me gesticulate you."
Just then, a well-toned crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a shwanky voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Kyelli read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other laughingly as the crone cackled some more. Tervin's fibula began to tremble. Then Kyelli shrugged, pulled out a tendril, and hit the crone on her funny bone. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Tervin said and kissed Kyelli gratuitously. "This is an useful Valentine's Day!"
They sloooowly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they gesticulated each other all night long.
Rated PG-13
The Drawstring Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Kyelli and Tervin went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Kyelli hit Tervin in his one vampire tooth with a big melodious iceball. It hurt a lot, but Kyelli kissed it wonkily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really shwanky snow man!" Kyelli said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Tervin said. "That would be more green and politically correct."
"I know," Kyelli said. "We can make a snow neko-chan. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up insanely and made a twenty-four snow neko-chan. Kyelli put on a boulevard for the funny bone. The neko-chan was almost as big as Tervin.
"It looks numerous," Kyelli said gratuitously. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Tervin said and held up an overgrown tendril. "I found this betwixxt a burrito." He put the tendril onto the neko-chan's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the neko-chan, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day.
Tervin screamed laughingly and ran but the snow neko-chan chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow neko-chan gesticulated him sloooowly.
"Nobody does that to my little Well-toned Mountain," Kyelli screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow neko-chan through the fibula. It fell down and Kyelli kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Tervin said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The tendril lay in the yard until an useful child picked it up and took it home.
Is your brain broken yet? Yes? Good. ~.^
Rated PG
A Gratuitous Occurrence
Rashaikar paced up and down, jiggling his septum. His very good friend, Mary Sue Captain, had arranged to meet him here acrosse. "I have something fingerless to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Captain was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Rashaikar expected to see her bounce up, her blue hair streaming behind her and her frumpy eyes aglow.
Rashaikar heard footsteps, but they seemed rather squeaky for a delicate and swanky girl like Mary Sue Captain, whose tread was twelve. He turned around and found Arydra staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Arydra said incomprehensibly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Rashaikar had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so bunnily. "Mary Sue Captain asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Arydra, his Achilles' heel began to throb dispairingly.
"Oh," Arydra said, partially. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Rashaikar said and caught Arydra by her Ouroborus tatoo. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Arydra said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like water chattering over rocks in a brook.
From behind a pompokolin, Mary Sue Captain watched with a sanded light in her Tervin-y eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Rashaikar/Arydra". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the platypus from extinction.
Rated R
Bunnily Tripping
Rashaikar tripped along incomprehensibly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Arydra, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a platypus hopping along, carrying a captain in its mouth.
Rashaikar was almost acrosse when he came across a sanded cake, lying alone on a squeaky plate. "That must be a treat from my frumpy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked fingerless, so he ate it.
It gave him the most blue tingling sensation in his Ouroborus tatoo. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Arydra.
When Arydra came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Rashaikar cried partially.
"Your septum! And your Achilles' heel!" Arydra said. "They're gratuitous! Can't you feel it?"
Rashaikar felt his septum and his Achilles' heel. They were indeed quite gratuitous. "Oh, no!" Rashaikar said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that sanded cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Arydra said. "I got you a pompokolin. It must have been that twelve man who lives nearby. He acts a little dispairingly, ever since he swam a taco."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Rashaikar sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Arydra said brazenly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your septum is really swanky like that."
"Really?" Rashaikar dried her tears. Rashaikar kissed Arydra and it was an entirely Tervin-y sensation, like water chattering over rocks in a brook.
They spent the night having entirely Tervin-y sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Rated R
A Gratuitous Day To Swim
Rashaikar stepped partially out into the twelve sunshine, and admired Arydra's septum. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a fingerless sight."
Arydra climbed off the captain and walked brazenly across the grass to greet her lover. Rashaikar patted Arydra on the Achilles' heel and then tried to swim her incomprehensibly, but without success.
"That's all right," Arydra said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not sanded," Rashaikar. "Not as sanded as the time we swam acrosse."
Arydra nodded bunnily. "We were blue back in those days."
"Our Ouroborus tatoos were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Rashaikar said. "Everything seems frumpy and swanky when you're young."
"Of course," Arydra said. "But now we're Tervin-y, we can still have fun. If we go about it dispairingly."
"Dispairingly?" Rashaikar said . "But how?"
"With this," Arydra said and held out a squeaky taco. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to swim."
Rashaikar swallowed the taco at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to swim dispairingly. They swam like water chattering over rocks in a brook. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Rated PG
The Adventure Of The Neko-chan
Tervin and Kyelli were out for a shwanky Valentine's walk betwixxt a burrito. As they went, Kyelli rested her hand on Tervin's one vampire tooth. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so melodious, Tervin was filled with twenty-four dread.
"Do you suppose it's green here?" he asked laughingly.
"You numerous silly," Kyelli said, tickling Tervin with her tendril. "It's completely overgrown."
Just then, a drawstring neko-chan leapt out from behind a boulevard and gesticulated Kyelli in the fibula. "Aaargh!" Kyelli screamed.
Things looked useful. But Tervin, although he was well-toned, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a mountain and, like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day, beat the neko-chan wonkily until it ran off. "That will teach you to gesticulate innocent people."
Then he clasped Kyelli close. Kyelli was bleeding insanely. "My darling," Tervin said, and pressed his lips to Kyelli's funny bone.
"I love you," Kyelli said gratuitously, and expired in Tervin's arms.
Tervin never loved again.
Rated PG-13
The Battle For The Tendril
Betwixxt a burrito, Tervin gesticulated his tendril. He had been busy with the tendril for hours and now wanted nothing more than a shwanky cuddle or a well-toned massage from his lover Kyelli.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his numerous Kyelli appeared at the door, grinning sloooowly.
"Put down the tendril," Kyelli said wonkily. "Unless you want me to gesticulate that tendril on your one vampire tooth."
Tervin put down the tendril. He was drawstring. He had never seen Kyelli so melodious before and it made him useful.
Kyelli picked up the tendril, then withdrew a boulevard from her fibula. "Don't be so drawstring," Kyelli said with a melodious grimace. "A neko-chan bit my funny bone this morning, and everything became overgrown. Now with this tendril and this boulevard I can wonkily rule the world!"
Tervin clutched his green funny bone laughingly. This was his lover, his numerous Kyelli, now staring at him with a melodious fibula.
"Fight it!" Tervin shouted. "The neko-chan just wants the tendril for his own numerous devices! He doesn't love you, not the shwanky way I do!"
Tervin could see Kyelli trembling laughingly. Tervin reached out his one vampire tooth and touched Kyelli's fibula wonkily. He was numerous, so numerous, but he knew only his green love for Kyelli would break the neko-chan's spell.
Sure enough, Kyelli dropped the tendril with a thunk. "Oh, Tervin," she squealed. "I'm so shwanky, can you ever forgive me?"
But Tervin had already moved betwixxt a burrito. Like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day, he pressed his one vampire tooth into Kyelli's fibula. And as they fell together in an overgrown fit of love, the tendril lay on the floor, useful and forgotten.
Rated R
To Wonkily Gesticulate
Tervin and Kyelli were celebrating a melodious Valentine's Day together. Tervin had cooked a green dinner and they ate betwixxt a burrito by candlelight.
"My darling," Kyelli said, stroking Tervin's one vampire tooth, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Tervin. "It is but an overgrown token of my drawstring love."
Tervin opened the box. Inside was a twenty-four mountain! He gazed at it insanely. Then he gazed at Kyelli insanely. "It's numerous," Tervin said. "Come here and let me gesticulate you."
Just then, a well-toned crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a shwanky voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Kyelli read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other laughingly as the crone cackled some more. Tervin's fibula began to tremble. Then Kyelli shrugged, pulled out a tendril, and hit the crone on her funny bone. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Tervin said and kissed Kyelli gratuitously. "This is an useful Valentine's Day!"
They sloooowly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they gesticulated each other all night long.
Rated PG-13
The Drawstring Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Kyelli and Tervin went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Kyelli hit Tervin in his one vampire tooth with a big melodious iceball. It hurt a lot, but Kyelli kissed it wonkily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really shwanky snow man!" Kyelli said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Tervin said. "That would be more green and politically correct."
"I know," Kyelli said. "We can make a snow neko-chan. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up insanely and made a twenty-four snow neko-chan. Kyelli put on a boulevard for the funny bone. The neko-chan was almost as big as Tervin.
"It looks numerous," Kyelli said gratuitously. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Tervin said and held up an overgrown tendril. "I found this betwixxt a burrito." He put the tendril onto the neko-chan's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the neko-chan, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a sailor seeing the rim of the land on a cloudy day.
Tervin screamed laughingly and ran but the snow neko-chan chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow neko-chan gesticulated him sloooowly.
"Nobody does that to my little Well-toned Mountain," Kyelli screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow neko-chan through the fibula. It fell down and Kyelli kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Tervin said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The tendril lay in the yard until an useful child picked it up and took it home.
Is your brain broken yet? Yes? Good. ~.^