Early Morning Meme

[ash_the_woof]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ash_the_woof!

1. When provoked, ash_the_woof will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
2. In 1982 Time Magazine named ash_the_woof its 'Man of the Year'!
3. Ash_the_woof can sleep for three and a half years.
4. Ash_the_woofolatry is the mindless worship of ash_the_woof!
5. Ash_the_woof cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
6. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink ash_the_woof.
7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub ash_the_woof'.
8. Finding ash_the_woof on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of ash_the_woof in your ear 700 times!
10. The patron saint of ash_the_woof is Saint Eugenie!