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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I helped mbimomma see the light (8 points). In January I bought porn for alphatiger (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (738 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Ash_the_Woof
A pony? I'd prefer a metallic pony equipped with all the latest evil gadgets of destruction! High-ho silver, away! >:D