It's clean!

Jul 24, 2005 21:20

I cleaned my apartment today! No, really, I did. I didn't just pick up my room. I vaccumed and dusted and cleaned the windows. I also did two loads of laundry, some dishes, swept downstairs and cleaned the bathroom. I don't think my room has been this clean since before I moved in. Its crazy. It doesn't even feel like my room. Well anyway, I don't really have anything else important to say, but I'm gonna leave you with the lyrics to an awesome song by Brad Paisley.

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size...

Well, I've been known to cause a few breakups
And I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars
Lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
And college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol
Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures
Of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lamp shade on your head...

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' a fool out of folks
Just like you
And helpin' white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars
Lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
And college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol
Alcohol
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