oh college
heyyyyyy 'gus guys and girls.... so a person who shall remain anonymous requested an update today to let the 'youngins' learn the ways of college and dorm life.... so here are some things to keep in mind..
1) savor every shower that you can take w/bare feet and enjoy the fact that your shower supplies are already IN the shower and you don't have to haul them back and forth
2) your life will soon depend solely on 2 things... a student id and a room key... w/o them you are completely screwed and cannot access anything
3) you DO get sick of the dining hall meals and you will begin to drool at the thought of a homecooked meal
4) pizza becomes another food group so dont get sick of it beforehand
5) food tastes so much better after 1 am
6) facebook will replace favorite pastimes... in fact facebook will consume the better part of your day
*7) in order to ensure your tv control in the common room for such essentials as laguna and the oc it may be necessary to head down 1-2 hours beforehand... esp. during mnf... if committments do not allow for the proper before show room-claiming time it may be necessary to threaten or even physically harm dormmates *applies only to cable-less harvard
8) sorry guys but... you have to remember how to do this thing they call 'read'... they make you do that a lot and the stuff isn't even on sparknotes/gradesaver/pinkmonkey...
9) beer before liquor never been sicker...is not bullshit... seriously live by it...pizza before either and you are alll set
10) getting drunk everynight is perfectly acceptable (esp when you schedule your earliest class for 10 am)... and thurs-sat almost mandatory...
we'll come back w/more but that should get you started
1) savor every shower that you can take w/bare feet and enjoy the fact that your shower supplies are already IN the shower and you don't have to haul them back and forth
2) your life will soon depend solely on 2 things... a student id and a room key... w/o them you are completely screwed and cannot access anything
3) you DO get sick of the dining hall meals and you will begin to drool at the thought of a homecooked meal
4) pizza becomes another food group so dont get sick of it beforehand
5) food tastes so much better after 1 am
6) facebook will replace favorite pastimes... in fact facebook will consume the better part of your day
*7) in order to ensure your tv control in the common room for such essentials as laguna and the oc it may be necessary to head down 1-2 hours beforehand... esp. during mnf... if committments do not allow for the proper before show room-claiming time it may be necessary to threaten or even physically harm dormmates *applies only to cable-less harvard
8) sorry guys but... you have to remember how to do this thing they call 'read'... they make you do that a lot and the stuff isn't even on sparknotes/gradesaver/pinkmonkey...
9) beer before liquor never been sicker...is not bullshit... seriously live by it...pizza before either and you are alll set
10) getting drunk everynight is perfectly acceptable (esp when you schedule your earliest class for 10 am)... and thurs-sat almost mandatory...
we'll come back w/more but that should get you started