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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I fed ash_3 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I exposed ardaniel to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (615 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
ash_3
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