Quote time!
Some of my fave quotes from this year =)
Me: Atlee, the difference between you drinking, is that you drink to get drunk, I just drink to get that warm, happy feeling.
Atlee: Sweetie, that's called alcoholism.
Me: If I'm getting rejected, I'm going to look pretty dammit!
Talking about Atlee:
Naya: That's not what he said last night!
Me: That's why he's gay!
Me: James you're such a gentleman on the outside and inside you can be an asshole. You know Jack the Ripper was like that.
Atlee: No, lets take the stairs, I have a fear of elevators.
Me: Oh my god, me too. What happened to you?
Atlee: Well, me and my fellow co-workers were going to lunch, when the lights went out and the elevator just stopped trapping us inside...
Me: Oh god, thats horrible.
Atlee: ...It was, then Dennis Hopper threatened to drop the elevator unless his demands were met, thank god Keanu Reeves was there to save us.
Me: I hate you.
Atlee: I'm not getting old, when I turn 24, I'm either getting frozen or I'm going to turn into a vampire.
Me: Turn into a vampire, I want to be one too. You can make me one!
Atlee: Yeah, the only set back is that you have to kill someone everyday to survive.
Me: Eh, there's at least one person that pisses me off daily that I'd want to kill.
Cristy: He's soo HOT! Too bad he loves Jesus..,
Cristy: Omg, I think I'm finally over him! I'm going to call him and tell him!
Me: Uh, sweetie? That kind of defeats the purpose of being over someone.
One night I decided to mess with Cal:
ashsnl2005: so I'm think of jumping the fence into lesbianville, or do you think I should keep my seat in heterotown?
smuenger: wait, wait, wait, WHAT?!
smuenger: Hon, have you been drinking?
Me: You can't trust redheads.
Cal: ooo Boy, isn't that the truth.
Cidnye: James, that burp was so HOT, I want to fuck you right now.
One night when I was at the guys' drunkedy drunk drunk where I blacked out for 3 hours:
Me: Fuck Finding Nemo! Let's watch porn!
Conversation with Atlee about moving to NYC:
Atlee: Let's move to NYC, I mean we'd be poor, but we'd be in NYC!
Me: So where would we stay? A holiday inn?
Atlee: Sweetie, we'd be poor.
Me: Oh. Well then we could go to all the stars' restuarants!
Atlee: again we'd be poor.
Me: Oh. Well at least we'd get to do some fantastic shopping.
Atlee: Don't you understand we'd be poor.
Me: Oh. Well then what would we drive?
Atlee: A Bently, a magical Bently.
Me: Then why couldn't we just stay in the Bently. I then I could buy my Manolo Blahniks!
Atlee: Why isn't no one else here to hear this conversation?
So I don't understand the meaning of being poor...
Ben: Let's all go camping!
Me: You mean stay at a Holiday Inn?
And just because I'm evil and these are hilarious: a couple of Cal's drunk IMs
smuenger: hey there
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Auto response from smuenger: out...call the cell 214 585 1060
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smuenger: i may or may not me drunk right now
smuenger: emphasis on the "may:
smuenger: oops
smuenger: map"
smuenger: goddamn it
smuenger: emphasis on the "may
smuenger: "
smuenger: ah fuck it
smuenger: i'm drunk AND GOING TO BED'
smuenger: trying to operate a compu6ter while you're drunk is fun !!!
smuenger signed off at 12:56:30 AM.
smuenger: hey there
smuenger: oh well
smuenger: i'm 110% drunk off my ass right now
smuenger: if you want to take advantage of me, now would be the time to do so
smuenger: just so you know
smuenger: too late, i'm going to bed
smuenger: haha
smuenger: i'm drunk!!!
smuenger: wow, i hoipe you enjoyed that
smuenger signed off at 2:11:50 AM
And the next day after those IMs
ashsnl2005: hey
smuenger: you know what, i don't want to hear it
ashsnl2005: hey i was drunk last night too
ashsnl2005: i just wasnt at my computer
ashsnl2005: unfortunately
smuenger: haha
Well there is more, I just can't think of anymore at the top of my head. But usually with Me, James and Atlee we're the triple threat with the things that have come out of our mouths. ;)
Me: Atlee, the difference between you drinking, is that you drink to get drunk, I just drink to get that warm, happy feeling.
Atlee: Sweetie, that's called alcoholism.
Me: If I'm getting rejected, I'm going to look pretty dammit!
Talking about Atlee:
Naya: That's not what he said last night!
Me: That's why he's gay!
Me: James you're such a gentleman on the outside and inside you can be an asshole. You know Jack the Ripper was like that.
Atlee: No, lets take the stairs, I have a fear of elevators.
Me: Oh my god, me too. What happened to you?
Atlee: Well, me and my fellow co-workers were going to lunch, when the lights went out and the elevator just stopped trapping us inside...
Me: Oh god, thats horrible.
Atlee: ...It was, then Dennis Hopper threatened to drop the elevator unless his demands were met, thank god Keanu Reeves was there to save us.
Me: I hate you.
Atlee: I'm not getting old, when I turn 24, I'm either getting frozen or I'm going to turn into a vampire.
Me: Turn into a vampire, I want to be one too. You can make me one!
Atlee: Yeah, the only set back is that you have to kill someone everyday to survive.
Me: Eh, there's at least one person that pisses me off daily that I'd want to kill.
Cristy: He's soo HOT! Too bad he loves Jesus..,
Cristy: Omg, I think I'm finally over him! I'm going to call him and tell him!
Me: Uh, sweetie? That kind of defeats the purpose of being over someone.
One night I decided to mess with Cal:
ashsnl2005: so I'm think of jumping the fence into lesbianville, or do you think I should keep my seat in heterotown?
smuenger: wait, wait, wait, WHAT?!
smuenger: Hon, have you been drinking?
Me: You can't trust redheads.
Cal: ooo Boy, isn't that the truth.
Cidnye: James, that burp was so HOT, I want to fuck you right now.
One night when I was at the guys' drunkedy drunk drunk where I blacked out for 3 hours:
Me: Fuck Finding Nemo! Let's watch porn!
Conversation with Atlee about moving to NYC:
Atlee: Let's move to NYC, I mean we'd be poor, but we'd be in NYC!
Me: So where would we stay? A holiday inn?
Atlee: Sweetie, we'd be poor.
Me: Oh. Well then we could go to all the stars' restuarants!
Atlee: again we'd be poor.
Me: Oh. Well at least we'd get to do some fantastic shopping.
Atlee: Don't you understand we'd be poor.
Me: Oh. Well then what would we drive?
Atlee: A Bently, a magical Bently.
Me: Then why couldn't we just stay in the Bently. I then I could buy my Manolo Blahniks!
Atlee: Why isn't no one else here to hear this conversation?
So I don't understand the meaning of being poor...
Ben: Let's all go camping!
Me: You mean stay at a Holiday Inn?
And just because I'm evil and these are hilarious: a couple of Cal's drunk IMs
smuenger: hey there
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Auto response from smuenger: out...call the cell 214 585 1060
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smuenger: i may or may not me drunk right now
smuenger: emphasis on the "may:
smuenger: oops
smuenger: map"
smuenger: goddamn it
smuenger: emphasis on the "may
smuenger: "
smuenger: ah fuck it
smuenger: i'm drunk AND GOING TO BED'
smuenger: trying to operate a compu6ter while you're drunk is fun !!!
smuenger signed off at 12:56:30 AM.
smuenger: hey there
smuenger: oh well
smuenger: i'm 110% drunk off my ass right now
smuenger: if you want to take advantage of me, now would be the time to do so
smuenger: just so you know
smuenger: too late, i'm going to bed
smuenger: haha
smuenger: i'm drunk!!!
smuenger: wow, i hoipe you enjoyed that
smuenger signed off at 2:11:50 AM
And the next day after those IMs
ashsnl2005: hey
smuenger: you know what, i don't want to hear it
ashsnl2005: hey i was drunk last night too
ashsnl2005: i just wasnt at my computer
ashsnl2005: unfortunately
smuenger: haha
Well there is more, I just can't think of anymore at the top of my head. But usually with Me, James and Atlee we're the triple threat with the things that have come out of our mouths. ;)