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[mortematris]

[There's a full vase of roses sitting next to Morticia, as though for decorating her room. She's pulling them out, one by one, and methodically clipping the flower from the stem, and then replacing them in the vase, casually rearranging them as she does so

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[PERMAVIDEO]

[owmyheadhurts]

[Darkly.]

If you're looking for someone to execute, I have the perfect candidate.

[mortematris]

That soon? If only we had a guillotine.

[owmyheadhurts]

[She's pretty morbid for a girl this colorful.]

Can't we get one?

[mortematris]

Oh no. The best guillotines are hand-crafted.

[Text]

[offmyhonker]

hey sister
HOW THE MOTHERFUCK ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COLOR THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN CITY? :o)

[No, Gamzee. Bad. You're supposed to be avoiding this kind of shit, remember?]

[PERMATEXT unless stated otherwise]

[mortematris]

Hmm. What color would you like it to be?

[Yes this.]

[offmyhonker]

all of em sister
WHATEVER COLOR UP AND MOTHERFUCKIN DECIDES TO GET IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN WAY
an execution
JUST LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN SAID
and when im done
I'LL PAINT THIS MOTHERFUCKIN CITY
with all of my motherfuckin miracles

[rabiduspatris]

[Video]

[Hey, Gamzee, excuse this interruption by a rather intrigued looking older human.]

Ha, marvelous! A family friendly, educational kind of outing. Tell me, young man, you wouldn't happen to know a Lavrentiy Addams, would you? You remind me a great deal of him in his youth ... ah, cousin Lavrentiy. [fondly] He had such a promising career in politics!

[weebitbipolar]

Darling, why so glum? Your beautiful face is probably the best thing we've had the pleasure of seeing all day! [Oh, yes, Morticia, you're a gorgeous specimen of a woman, and they're not about to pass up the opportunity to compliment you!]

[mortematris]

[Oh you. But she has a husband, poor Venom, you won't get anywhere with this one.]

Just worrying about the children. Whether or not they've taken their cyanide, if they've broken the ax already...the usual things.

[video]

[holmes_fanatic]

The children?

[Bad feeling about this? Check.]

[mortematris]

Wednesday and Pugsley. [She sighs again, fondly.]

[holmes_fanatic]

[Relief! She is not attempting to mother him.]

You're Addams-san, right? I met your husband ...

[mortematris]

[Conan is probably not quite her type of child...]

Please. Morticia.

[Text]

[roadstotheriver]

[Hello, roomie. Lirael doesn't mind Morticia, for the most part. But talking about killing people is a little much. Unless, of course, they were evil people. Still, her text-- she's off again at the library-- is polite.]

I think I would rather have vultures.

[mortematris]

Yes, nothing says dreary like the constant reminder of death.