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[pantyfighter]

[ there's a white-haired girl squinting half suspiciously, half irritatedly at her communication device's display. this level of technology is completely foreign to her, so she may look just a bit awed as well. luckily she expended (to no avail) much of her fury and energy on the mysterious maid upon arrival, but she still has two mean-looking

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[manskirt]

Not a fan of slumber parties?

...Not even when someone braids your hair and paints your nails and tells you all their secrets?

[ this is probably a quick way to lose limbs, isn't it? ]

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[pantyfighter]

No, I'm more into the kind where I piss on the other guests in their sleep.

[ sarcasm, of course. she's doesn't like social gatherings at all. party pooper alert!! ]

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[manskirt]

...How delightful. I think I knew a dwarf like that once--but all the piss was purely accidental, never malicious.

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[pantyfighter]

[ she snorts like the classy lady she is. ] Good to know I'm not the only terrible party guest.

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[manskirt]

I've been told I'm terrible at parties, myself. Pissing on the mood, rather--more of a metaphorical action than anything.

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[pantyfighter]

I don't really get invited to them, but I'm pretty sure I'd do the same thing. That's why I don't belong here.

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[manskirt]

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I don't think this is your average party.

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[pantyfighter]

Meh, I wouldn't know, though I did notice there's no shortage of crackpots and assholes.

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[manskirt]

‘Quirky,’ I believe people like to call it. When they’re being nice.

I…take it you don’t do that often? Be nice?

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[pantyfighter]

It's never been one of my fortes. Not like I had a lot of practice, either.

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[manskirt]

I know what you mean. It's so difficult to practice when no one gives you the opportunity--or the inspiration.

[pantyfighter]

Hell no it's not. People are dicks!

[manskirt]

[ and there it is, a slight chuckle of surprise. ] Right. How...poetic.