1 4M S3ND1NG 1N 4 FORM4L COMPL41NT
TH3S3 HOLOGR4MS 4R3 COMPL3T3LY H4ND1C4PP3D TOW4RDS THOS3 W1TH 20/20 V1S1ON
1 C4NT B4R3LY F33L TH3 K3YS UND3R MY F1NG3RS, L3T 4LON3 T4ST3 TH3 D3L1C4T3 D1FF3R3NC3S B3TW33N B4CKGROUND 4ND T3XT
WHO3V3R M4NUF4CTUR3D 4ND M4RK3T3D TH1S FOR M4SS PRODUCT1ON
YOU SHOULD B3 4SH4M3D OF YOURS3LF!
>:[
4ND DONT TRY TO T4LK YOUR W4Y OUT OF TH1S
L13S H4V3 4 D1ST1NCT ODOR, 4ND TH3 MOR3 TH3Y P1L3 UP, TH3 MOR3 YOUR T4L3 OF D3C31T TURNS 1NTO 4 ST34M1NG P1L3 OF B4RKB34ST POOP
WH1CH 1M SM3LL1NG 4 LOT OF 4ROUND H3R3
4T L34ST 1M NOT TH3 ONLY ON3
H3LLO 3V3RYON3 >:]
[ I'm sending in a formal complaint.
These holograms are completely handicapped towards those with 20/20 vision.
I can barely feel the keys under my fingers, let alone taste the delicate differences between background and text.
Whoever manufactured and marketed this for mass production.
You should be ashamed of yourself!
>:[
And don't try to talk your way out of this.
Lies have a distinct odor, and the more they pile up, the more your tale of deceit turns into a steaming pile of barkbeast poop.
Which I'm smelling a lot of around here.
At least I'm not the only one.
Hello everyone. ]
(( OOC; Don't forget my
permissions post if you'd rather not have to read her text! ))