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[charming_jerk]

[A strange face appears close to the screen, as Johnny inspects it. The face and hair are scraggly and snow white, and light blue eyes with no pupils blink as he puzzles over this device. He pulls back after a moment, muttering to himself at first.]

This is some real trippy Minority Report shit right here.Uh. So. I ain't totally convinced this

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[video]

[holmes_fanatic]

Tell me who you're looking for and I'll tell you if I've met them yet, D'Amico-san!

[charming_jerk]

Uh, real tall guy, red hair, big scar on his mouth. Hyperactive as hell. Hard to miss.

[holmes_fanatic]

Tall, red-hair, scar on his mouth ... ah, that's not ringing any bells, I'm afraid! Does he have a name, your friend?

[charming_jerk]

Lukas. I figure the chances are slim to none, but he gets into weird shit all the time. He'd love something like this.

[holmes_fanatic]

'Something like this' -- you're not a fan?

[charming_jerk]

Of bein' kidnapped and whisked away to crazy fairytale land? Yeah, not really. I got places to be.

[holmes_fanatic]

If that's the case, you're pretty calm about it, Johnny-san! Has something like this happened to you before?

[charming_jerk]

...I am now. I did some epic flipping out when I first showed up here, trust me. [For all the good it did him.] Mostly I keep feelin' like any second, I'm gonna wake up.

["-san"?] What did you call me? What's your name, anyway.

[holmes_fanatic]

Ah, I see ...

Johnny-san ... ? Ah, that's the polite way to call someone you want to show respect to. I'm Edogawa Conan -- Conan's what I'm called.

[charming_jerk]

That's a new one on me.

Conan. Got it. How long you been here?

[holmes_fanatic]

You're not the only one!

I think it's about 2 days now.

[charming_jerk]

That's it? Guess that ain't a lotta time to figure shit out. Great.

[holmes_fanatic]

We'll get there eventually, Johnny-niisan, you'll see!

[charming_jerk]

Better sooner than later. I'm sure I ain't the only one who's got things to do back home.

[holmes_fanatic]

They must be really important for you to be so worried.

[charming_jerk]

He went missing. Back home, I mean. So if I got whisked away to magical fairy tale land, who knows, maybe he did too.