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[dorkways]

well...this sure is weird! i wonder how this place got here. i kind of feel like i am dreaming. but i pinched myself and it just hurt, i didn't wake up or anything. so i guess this is all real. or maybe i should pinch myself again

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[waypastcool]

[Hey John. Meet a spiky, blue... thingamajig. Oh, and he talks.]

Long story short? Some god guys decided they need some heroes to clean up their messes, so they brought us there, took our powers, and gave us some vague letter with instructions.

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[dorkways]

[wow what is he?? IS AMUSED. GRINS AT HIM.] Being a hero isn't so bad, though!

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[waypastcool]

Can't argue that! Hero work's second nature to me.

[Yes, he's not just a talking critter. He's a heroic, talking critter.]

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[dorkways]

We can all be the badasses that saved all the worlds by, uh. I dunno, being happy and shit I guess is what they want us to do!

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[waypastcool]

Yeah, but that's so boring. I'd rather put the pedal to the medal and trash a few 'bots-- or whatever's causin' trouble here.

Not that being happy's a bad thing.

[He's just an action guy! It's the way he lives.]

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[dorkways]

Haha, I get what you mean! I totally want to be a street tough renegade with nothing to lose, kicking ass left and right!

But sometimes it's tiring. And all you want to do is hug all your friends and watch a movie with them!

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[waypastcool]

Nothing wrong with kickin' back every once in a while. I just wouldn't want to do it all the time. Just ain't my style.

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[dorkways]

So you're a true hero, huh?

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[waypastcool]

You better believe it!

[A true, blue hero, even.]