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well...this sure is weird! i wonder how this place got here. i kind of feel like i am dreaming. but i pinched myself and it just hurt, i didn't wake up or anything. so i guess this is all real. or maybe i should pinch myself again
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you have to pinch yourself hard enough that ever inch of your mental stability turns to stardust and your body bends into the shape of a cookie like you suddenly blast off past the speed of light via the goddam uss enterprise
jesus the point is that weve been pulled from our universe into this place called asgard which is apparently a holy city and is harbored by gods
my name is dave strider just take my hand and ill lead you through this journey
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sign.
you don't know anything about the uss enterprise!
also does this mean this isn't sburb anymore?
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and nope
like i said
city holy gods
you also have a new power check it
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omg.
what is it? is it like the windy thing but more badass?
woosh!
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but then again i cant know for sure because i have no idea which powers are associated with who
but i guess if you dont know either you cant do anything about it for now
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do you know if rose and jade are here too?
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either theyre really lazy not here or just have their hands tied up
but im wondering how the latter can happen since theres not a huge opposing threat in the city
youre gonna love this though dude
vantas and a shitton of trolls are here
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i got a message from karkat already but he hasn't responded to mine yet.
is vriska here?
i hope terezi is too, you guys are kind of friends, and all that.
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i just talked to him and hes got a lot of problems to work out namely not adhering to my rad ideas
yeah she is you just got a reply from her right
i havent seen a post from tz but shes bound to be around
its usually like the moment dave striders red text shows up on the network the troll chicks on my ass
it hasnt happened yet but wait
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of course all the troll chicks are on your ass dave.
it's so shapely.
a little like...
puppet ass, don't you think?
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first off my fine delicate hunk of an ass is in no way bent out of shape like those lifeless puppet behinds youre so amused by
its obvious the jig is up bro
you know this means youre looking right
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what will karkat say????
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itll go a little something like this
[ He fumbles with his keyboard, and the screen he's reading these messages from. ]
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hold on fuck
HI MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I JUST CAUGHT YOUR SORRY LUMPY BUTTOX LOOKING AT STRIDERS FINE IMPECCABLE FRUITY ASS
oh wait double fuck
BECAUSE YOU LOOKED AT STRIDERS FINE ASS I SUMMON 12345967 FUCKTON OF YEARS KISSING MINE
OR YOU SHALL KISS BOTH OF OURS ITS NOT LIKE I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK IM A BLABBERING IDIOT
LET THE FRUITY RUMPUS START
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you are so stupid dave!
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